Scottish Hand Shake

a hand job

matt is such a slut. he gave him a scottish hand shake.

by jasonalex123 March 18, 2009

Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)

To get even with my ole buddy Brian I believe I'll give him a Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015

shake my other hand

Jerk me off it suck my dick used as more of a metaphor not in an actual sexual situation

Dad: go do the dishes

Me : fuck you shake my other hand

by Pussy eating champion February 10, 2017

The heroine junkies hand shake

How heroine junkies greet each other.

Step one: both parties hold out their outstretched, track marked arms,

step two: both take the avalable hand, and slap eachother's track marks for good luck.

: Enjoy!

while walking down the streets of brooklyn, i often witness the heroine junkies hand shake, before, and after drug deals

by Iwantmymovieback January 4, 2009

shaking his own hand

A somewhat polite term for masturbation

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."

by bigmacs November 30, 2013

Fried Chicken Hand Shake

When you shake someone's hand after eating a bucket of fried chicken.

Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.

Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.

by slumdom December 5, 2018

Hand shake sausage

The man part between thy legs

No I don’t want you hand shake sausage

by Bones712 December 10, 2022