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Peanut Butter Fingers

When using cheap toilet paper and your finger(s) rip through & you end up with visible crap on your finger(s)

I wish they would provide better toilet paper at work. Every time I wipe my ass I end up with Peanut Butter Fingers

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A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)

To get even with my ole buddy Brian I believe I'll give him a Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

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