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Pollution

someone who lives for dropping a shit, snapping a high-res pic of it like it’s fine art, posting it with “lol 🤣,” then swearing up and down it wasn’t his. like bro, we saw you walk into the stall. think of him as a walking porta-potty with a camera roll full of chaos—except instead of cleaning up, he just adds filters and posts his shit pics for the public to see.

he lives for shit—literal or metaphorical—and documents every shit pic like it’s a national treasure. then the second someone calls him out, he’s like “nah that ain’t mine.” classic pollution behavior.
bro dropped a shit pic in the gc, screenshotted it, and said ‘that wasn't me bro!’ what a pollution.

Guy 1: why the hell is there a picture of someone's shit in the chat??
Guy 2: mustve been a pollution
by dondo_shotgun_nose May 2, 2025
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Ya pollution

A South-west Scottish term,`Here You ya pollution ye!`, for someone your, rather less than, fond of
Ya pollution.., As above
by Contumax October 28, 2022
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Discussion Pollution

A person entering a, usually controversial, discussion with the most surface-level, stereotype-based, and hyperbolic arguments possible. Their take then becomes the easy go-to meme response that spreads, resulting in a form of Flanderization for the discussion as a whole, cutting any nuance or complexity to the discourse and adding undeserved importance to it.

Some of the more prevalent examples of this are in discussions of Fermi's paradox, where the go to is, "Aliens don't talk to us because we're stupid," despite how much it's implying about the aliens in question. And arguments about America not using the metric system, with the reason often being, "Americans are too stupid and lazy to understand it," forcing a stereotype and ignoring any actual reasons the US hasn't switched over.
Since these arguments are often done for quick validation, they often have little to no research backing them either due to overconfidence of being right, or an unconscious fear of having to think complexly.
commenter 1: omfg why don't Americans just switch to metric already, why are they too dumb to do government.
commenter 2: You could leave and google how states' rights work, fucking discussion pollution.
by dirtwashere April 9, 2023
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world wide web pollution

when people create emailing list trying to sell stuff no one wants, wasting time and space on the world wide web.
I am sick of getting emails from people I don't know trying to sell me stuff i don't want. All these people are doing is contributing to world wide web pollution.
by Hplar Renraw April 16, 2018
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satisfaction pollution

The endless stream of surveys and questionnaires that will haunt you after buying something on the internet.
After flying with Delta, they dumped two weeks of their satisfaction pollution on me
by dr-factor February 4, 2020
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Chat pollution

When a person uses unusual ways to spam in chat
Yo this moderator is causing Chat pollution by banning, unbanning, muting and unmuting random people (this actually does not work because it only shows up for the mod as i have found out)
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Universal Pollution (UP)

A pollution in all the ways you can think of (universal), he is a very ugly person and annoying disturbing.
Also UP can be a unit.
Wow, you are so ugly, just like Universal Pollution (UP).
OMG, now you have 1 Universal Pollution (UP).
by JustWantCleanWorldAndNoPlastic October 11, 2018
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