polluted wank

when you are masturbating and in the last seconds before you cum, the wrong thoughts enter your mind

ah man, again just before seconds before I came, David Letterman's face appeared in my thoughts, i can't stand when i get those polluted wanks, you just don't enjoy the orgasm

by MasterBJB May 10, 2018

Discussion Pollution

A person entering a, usually controversial, discussion with the most surface-level, stereotype-based, and hyperbolic arguments possible. Their take then becomes the easy go-to meme response that spreads, resulting in a form of Flanderization for the discussion as a whole, cutting any nuance or complexity to the discourse and adding undeserved importance to it.

Some of the more prevalent examples of this are in discussions of Fermi's paradox, where the go to is, "Aliens don't talk to us because we're stupid," despite how much it's implying about the aliens in question. And arguments about America not using the metric system, with the reason often being, "Americans are too stupid and lazy to understand it," forcing a stereotype and ignoring any actual reasons the US hasn't switched over.
Since these arguments are often done for quick validation, they often have little to no research backing them either due to overconfidence of being right, or an unconscious fear of having to think complexly.

commenter 1: omfg why don't Americans just switch to metric already, why are they too dumb to do government.
commenter 2: You could leave and google how states' rights work, fucking discussion pollution.

by dirtwashere April 9, 2023

world wide web pollution

when people create emailing list trying to sell stuff no one wants, wasting time and space on the world wide web.

I am sick of getting emails from people I don't know trying to sell me stuff i don't want. All these people are doing is contributing to world wide web pollution.

by Hplar Renraw April 16, 2018

Polluted Cow

Polluted Cow is how the world will look like in years from now. It will destroy our planet. It is our inevitable future

"Wow the world will really look like a polluted cow

by jajacoro12 October 22, 2019

Polluting

Elon's AI warehouse is going to poison you all and you deserve it.

Hym "The Grok supercomputer warehouse is polluting the shit out of Memphis AND YOU ALL DESERVE IT. When the predominantly black community all get cancer HOW IS NOT YOUR FAILT when you sat there and allowed the cripple to steal from me and then ISNTEAD OF DOING WHAT I SAID and having 'A dedicated power source. Nuclear power plant' he's using methane turbines. 30 of them when he only has a permit for 15. Letting that retard get away with stealing from IS GOING TO KILL YOU in one way or another and you deserve to die. You pieces of shit. And it's going to kill your kids when they fail to give me the credit I deserve and payment for my work on AI. You're going to let that retard kill you. You're going to let the retard kill your kids. All because you thing YOU deserve to have more then THE LITERAL CREATOR OF AI. You deserve less. You deserve your inevitable cancer death for sitting there like a fucking turkey in the rain while all of this was happening. Remember this while you're in government assisted chemo. And remember that it happened because YOU remained silent."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

reply-all pollution

The effect achieved when people unnecessarily reply-all to an email that only required a standard reply, unnecessarily filling everyone's inbox with unneeded crap.

There goes Jim again, constantly creating reply-all pollution. I wish he realized there are 100 other people on this email chain who don't care!

The reply-all pollution on this team is suffocating!

by Metaphoru September 25, 2020

Ya pollution

A South-west Scottish term,`Here You ya pollution ye!`, for someone your, rather less than, fond of

Ya pollution.., As above

by Contumax October 28, 2022