someone who lives for dropping a shit, snapping a high-res pic of it like it’s fine art, posting it with “lol 🤣,” then swearing up and down it wasn’t his. like bro, we saw you walk into the stall. think of him as a walking porta-potty with a camera roll full of chaos—except instead of cleaning up, he just adds filters and posts his shit pics for the public to see.
he lives for shit—literal or metaphorical—and documents every shit pic like it’s a national treasure. then the second someone calls him out, he’s like “nah that ain’t mine.” classic pollution behavior.
he lives for shit—literal or metaphorical—and documents every shit pic like it’s a national treasure. then the second someone calls him out, he’s like “nah that ain’t mine.” classic pollution behavior.
bro dropped a shit pic in the gc, screenshotted it, and said ‘that wasn't me bro!’ what a pollution.
Guy 1: why the hell is there a picture of someone's shit in the chat??
Guy 2: mustve been a pollution
Guy 1: why the hell is there a picture of someone's shit in the chat??
Guy 2: mustve been a pollution
by dondo_shotgun_nose May 2, 2025
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Chester: There's a reason China doesn't have facebook..
Charles: What's the reason for this?
Chester: To avoid adding newsfeed pollution to their Intranets and causing strain for their filters.
Charles: Ingenious the Communists!
DatNigkaSoWavey: shieeeet... dem hoeS frOm dAt pArtY la$t wUzz blOwingG mA nEwsfeeD and polluttin it.
Broseph: I see my niqqa.
Charles: What's the reason for this?
Chester: To avoid adding newsfeed pollution to their Intranets and causing strain for their filters.
Charles: Ingenious the Communists!
DatNigkaSoWavey: shieeeet... dem hoeS frOm dAt pArtY la$t wUzz blOwingG mA nEwsfeeD and polluttin it.
Broseph: I see my niqqa.
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