scrotum parachuting

When one man is having anal sex with another man so fast that his scrotum forms a parachute. claimed to slow down the trusting of the penis

I was scrotum parachuting last night i was fucking amber in the ass so hard.

by skywalker444 September 26, 2010

parachute pants

Toight pants with lots of zippers that were originally made out of parachute material. MC Hammer pants!

U Can't Touch these parachute pants (Sorry, it's cheesy)

by moongunk November 8, 2004

jizz on a girls face and then pull out a couple of pubs and blows it all over a girls face

shane getting coty west in the face with a strap on

by uncle mitchell March 18, 2005

Those wierd big and fluffy pants that came from the 80's, you know when everyone had those really bad hairstyles!

"omigod kelly look at her pants! aren't those parachute pants? arrrggghhhhh run away!!"

by Carmen December 17, 2003

Nylon, somwhat baggy pants that have widening pant legs. Popular in the 80's disco era.
A part of the famous Elvis Presly Outfit.

by whats a pseudonym March 13, 2004

A person's ass that is very large and extends out far behind them, resembling the parachute used to slow down drag cars.

"John's ass is bigger than his stomach!"
"I know, its a real parachute ass."

by Roodeer December 16, 2015

When your boy friend pisses on your umbrella and you jump off the roof with it on to a massive dildo.

Dave didn't make it to the golf tournament today, he suffered a broken leg from performing a Golden Parachute last night.

by MeanJoeGreen1979 June 13, 2015