Norwegian Pirate

The act of using someone else’s hand to jerk off.

Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.

Mike: “Did you fuck Lisa last night?”

Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”

by FRMNS100s September 27, 2020

Norwegian smoker

The act of farting under the covers and lifting said covers, thus wafting the noxious fumes in your partner's face. Used as an alternative to the dutch oven, it has a higher success rate due to the decreased amount of required effort.

My girlfriend pulled a norwegian smoker on me last night after having beans for dinner.

by Ingothold March 7, 2017

Norwegian Tight

Adjective used to describe a something that is uber hip or cool, by referencing the Norwegian Curling team's choice of stylish and popular uniform pants in the 2010 Olympic Games.

Lindsey: Those new sunglasses are Norwegian tight.

by LincolnParkGirl February 25, 2010

norwegian 69

Also known as a reverse 69. It is a 69 however the male is on top which creates a plunging effect into the mouth like a Norwegian whale dive. Alas the name Norwegian 69.

John didn't like having a b-hole on his nose so he performed a Norwegian 69.

by The Norwegian Whale October 29, 2013

Norwegian Nutstomp

When one person hang glides, and at the last second, drops from the hang glider and kicks the other person in the nuts.

Jon Norwegian nutstomped Jaden so hard that, sadly, he had to get his testacles amputated.

by Jethro_Bob May 23, 2013

Norwegian wood

Used in the Beatles album named "Rubber Soul"
It is assumed that the girl's house being sung about is made of Norwegian Wood.

Isn't it good, Norwegian wood.

by Michael "Zippy" Warncke May 23, 2004

Norwegian Carwash

A term commonly attributed to the act of fellating a man as he passes stool.

I just made $6.oo giving Norwegian Carwashes in the bathroom of the gas station downtown.

by Joey Orgler 3 July 24, 2008