1) a derogatory term to denote one who is overly occupied in the pursuit of 'headiness.'
2) one who displays a penchant for 'dankness'
3) one who does not display a cohenent grasp of reality
2) one who displays a penchant for 'dankness'
3) one who does not display a cohenent grasp of reality
by Lvl. 7 Vocab Mage May 25, 2006
An extension to normal head jobs AKA blow jobs. Phat headies are the coolest most exciting head jobs available and are continually sought after by the male population
by JG77789 October 16, 2006
by Dankman!! September 5, 2017
Where one goes to buy "tobacco pipes" i.e. bowls and "water pipes" i.e. bongs. Also available for purchase are a variety of other smoking accessories, such as rolling paper, vaporizers, and an assortment of odd smoking devices. One must be 18 to enter such a glorious establishment.
by One high motherfucker May 27, 2009
01:30 +1: I'm positive, otherwise you need some stronger sex =)
01:31 n: i guess so. some of that headies sex?
01:32 +1: Just like that headies sex bathing in hash oil
01:35 +1: Just fucked up to the point you're effectively paralyzed, can't get up or do nothing =)
for reference
Marijuana Hierarchy:
1) Headies
2) Beasters
3) Mids
4) Schwag
01:31 n: i guess so. some of that headies sex?
01:32 +1: Just like that headies sex bathing in hash oil
01:35 +1: Just fucked up to the point you're effectively paralyzed, can't get up or do nothing =)
for reference
Marijuana Hierarchy:
1) Headies
2) Beasters
3) Mids
4) Schwag
by pais August 21, 2009
Headiness was first used in the long forgotten burroughs of western Antarctica where a group of delusional linguists were exiled after the great schism known today simply as Lingua Terminato. After the seventeenth century revolt, the purveyors of proper English beat the group known solely as the Blah Blahs, in a hard fought battle on the open plains of interpretative language. The Blah Blahs fought long and hard to maintain the ability to make up retarded words and use them in everyday language in hopes that the dotterels of society would hear these words used on t.v., believe they were actual words, and proceed to propagate their words amongst the uneducated and neurologically challenged. Then after years of constant build-up, this language would be used as secret code in order to overthrow the nations of proper English, the strategy being that their battle plans would be undecipherable to those of normal intelligence. After coming into power they would then build a society on the foundation of ignorance and live in perceived bliss for their remaining days.
by ryan February 3, 2005
Abbreviated version of the term "Head shot", used by people playing online FPS games. The term first appeared in Unreal Tournement. Now, it is used mostly by Counter-Strike players.
He ran around a corner, and I gave him a heady with my M4.
L0l! Omgz0rs, i r0xx0rz your b0xx0rz! I Pwnd you with a heady! Muha!
L0l! Omgz0rs, i r0xx0rz your b0xx0rz! I Pwnd you with a heady! Muha!
by Niklas October 14, 2005