I've got her diary

A term meaning that you know everything there is to know about a friend.

She better not turn on me, I've got her diary, she tells me everything.

by OliveSnook November 28, 2007

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Diary of a Wimpy Cock

A pathetically noodley, flaccid cock, destined to disappoint

When I saw Bert’s Diary of a Wimpy Cock, I had to excuse myself and leave the apartment.

by reginald dicks May 13, 2022

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The Last Known Writings of John Stamos while in his "Uncle Jesse" persona most famously seen on the family sitcom "Full House." The last book of the New Testament (or Hermes Katsopolis Testament as it is more commonly known)has been lost. There is a religious sect at Michigan State University that follows the teachings of this book as the holy scripture.

When I want to hear the teachings of the gospel, I turn to Girl Talk Secret Diary.

by Cheaps April 7, 2008

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Diary of a wimpy kid

The wimpy kid is a little shit kids book that children read when they are being raped.

Greg heffley was getting molested as he was reading diary of a wimpy kid.

by UrbanLegend22 May 3, 2019

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Princess Diaries Tuck-up

The act of twisting and tucking your hair inside of a hat or some sort. Then when you take the hat off your hair cascades down your back looking beautiful. (See the Princess Diaries movie)

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Just put your hair in your work hat like the "Princess Diaries tuck up", so when you're off you can whip your hat off and shake your hair out and yell "I'm off work bitches"

by THCMomster October 18, 2020

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