Blumpkin

The delicate art of receiving a Blowjob while taking a shit.

Yo my nigga clex is a G, he stays getting blumpkins like crazy. His bittys be on point too! nough said.

Blumpkin by Clexs Wifey June 17, 2012

Blumpkin

Where A girl Gives a guy A blowjob while he's on the toilet taking a shit

i was on the toilet and aussie gave me a Blumpkin

Blumpkin by Jacquelyn-renee carol sabo November 27, 2012

blumpkin

when in the persuit of taking a shit a girl gives you head while ur are taking care of business on the toilet.

after that huge dinner the other night, i got a blumpkin and guess what? there was an island comin outta the wataaaa

blumpkin by phillies finest April 6, 2008

Blumpkin

the act of thinking or having an idea.

"i dont have a blumpkin of what we are going to do today."

Blumpkin by dayrissa April 21, 2009

blumpkin

giving a guy a blow job while he is taking a dump then after the girl puts her face in the toilet while the man cums on her butt

eww you gave him a blumpkin

blumpkin by meeshell October 30, 2007

blumpkin

recieving oral while taking A crap.

Man gets home from work feels A movement, goes in to the john to relieve himself when woman comes in to give him a blumpkin.

blumpkin by Straightliner April 22, 2008

blumpkin

when a guy is taking a shit and girl is on her knee's giving him some becky!

come give me a blumpkin

blumpkin by liltootie24 August 6, 2009