Cold Approach

Walking up to random girl at the bar and Chettying her up

Yooo are we ripping Cold Approaches tonight?!?!

Obviously

by ChettyTok March 25, 2025

shogun approach

When you're asked random-ass obscure question in writing (e.g. via Email) referring to an even more obscure document (usually a spreadsheet), and are forced to acknowledge it's existence.

"Hey man, what-the-eff Jeff sent me a message apologizing for using the shogun approach, you have any idea what he's on about?"

by TheyCallMeBubbles April 2, 2019

Approachers

1. The Zombie like people who refuse social distancing in public areas.
2. Self important Assholes that encourage others into Antisocial Nearing.
3. Any scumbag that purposely touches or licks something to frighten someone during a pandemic.

I went in to get some jelly but those Approachers were everywhere, I'll go back later!

by James Fallon May 4, 2020

The L.O.C.O Approach

means 'The Lights Off Covers On Approach'
Used when a girl/guy is a butterface and you don't have a brown bag handy.

Fugly Prostiwhore: Hey stud, wanna have a little fun?
Me: Sure! As long as you're OK with The L.O.C.O Approach you dreadful skank!

by Jorgen Von Strangle June 16, 2008

Missed Approach

When the dick slips out during sex.

"Oh shit I Missed Approach"

by Flickdawristohhhh March 18, 2017

ronis is approaching.

a term used to anticipate the arrival of ronis.

ronis is approaching.

by wiggitywowzerz420 July 25, 2021

Approach to Knowledge

Yeah yeah I totally get that man. You got the 2 types right? Michael Malice was talking about this, right? Where you got the 2 types of people, right? Like, the first guy looks at what's around him and deduces conclusions. Like ME! And the other guy has a worldview in his head and he tries to make reality comport with that worldview.... Like the guy who's trying to use Nikki Haley to pass his anti-online anonymity legislation. Or the conservatives trying to legislate and boycott the gays away. What is the name of that guy.... Oh wait! It's Dr. Jordan! He's the one doing that! He tried to frame it as though it's the communists doing the thing be HE'S the one trying to force reality to comport with his vision.

Hym "Yeah, that approach to knowledge where you try to do that thing you're doing is dogshit. That's largely the problem here."

by Hym Iam December 25, 2023