by RumDrunkMonkey October 12, 2007
Twank a fairly new word coming into existence with many uses.
Twank is defined in these ways
1.Twank can be be exclaimed in a way like twannnkk! with a southern accent.
2.Twank is also an insult.
3.Twank can also be used as a subsitute for the words fuck, pwn, rape.
4.Lastly also can be used as an object like for pussy
anytime twank is said it can be said differently
twank, twaaaaannnnnk, twaink, twa-anke, etc. the versatility of such a word with allow a long lifespan of such a word
Twank is defined in these ways
1.Twank can be be exclaimed in a way like twannnkk! with a southern accent.
2.Twank is also an insult.
3.Twank can also be used as a subsitute for the words fuck, pwn, rape.
4.Lastly also can be used as an object like for pussy
anytime twank is said it can be said differently
twank, twaaaaannnnnk, twaink, twa-anke, etc. the versatility of such a word with allow a long lifespan of such a word
1. Twwwannnkk!!!
2. Your such a fucking twank
3.Get twanked. or, I twanked her.
4. I put it right in her twank.
2. Your such a fucking twank
3.Get twanked. or, I twanked her.
4. I put it right in her twank.
by Jelly and Jeffy 2 December 5, 2010
LGBTQ term for a "twink" past his prime (30+) but still has remnants of what once was a smooth hairless gay youth, trying to still pass for 25, and in some low lights may succeed because of his small frame due to an eating disorder, malnourishment and/or meth addiction.
"Have you seen that twank Billys Grindr? Its sad, his profile has said 21 now for about a decade and I didnt even recognize him through all the filters, who he tryna fool saying hes a twink?"
"I think he goes by Bill now. Ever since his sugar daddy replaced him with a newer model, he just hasnt been the same. I heard he gained 5 lbs and has to work at the mall now, and even buy his own drugs!"
"Oh how the mighty have fallen.... So tell me about this "newer model" sounds hot."
"I think he goes by Bill now. Ever since his sugar daddy replaced him with a newer model, he just hasnt been the same. I heard he gained 5 lbs and has to work at the mall now, and even buy his own drugs!"
"Oh how the mighty have fallen.... So tell me about this "newer model" sounds hot."
by Ms. D'meaner November 6, 2023
Twank is gay slang for a slightly older young man in his late late-teens to late twenties, with traits that can include slight attractiveness, having little body hairs or facial hair, a medium rare like average build, or appearing to be younger than their actual old age.
by TheHolySenpai January 12, 2018
A tactical wank. Usually used 20-40 minutes before a shag to improve performance. It can also be used before a big night out, just to chill you out.
"Mate, left the twank too late. Couldn't get it up."
or...
"Look babe, am I going to get a shag out of tonight? I'm literally on the brink of a twank, but if you're not game I'm wasting my time."
or...
"Look babe, am I going to get a shag out of tonight? I'm literally on the brink of a twank, but if you're not game I'm wasting my time."
by Ishan Kamdar May 10, 2010
by J5 and Ty October 6, 2022
by J5 and Ty October 6, 2022