Tom

Fuck Tom
Fuck Tom
by Shackleford84 June 12, 2023
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Tom

Person 1: "Wow Ben is such a Tom."
Person 2: "So Ben is basically a loser?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
by ghkHGHK April 10, 2019
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Tom

The non-virgin who will shoot twitch thots with a 9MM glock without hesitation. He adopted Alinity's cats after shooting her cranium. About a week ago he became the winner of drunkenness and wants to do the dead. Proper gamer who needs someone to share English words to.
Yo is that Tom

No, Tom's always drunk
by QwertyWomanHuman June 27, 2020
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Tom

A two faced cunt who is clingy and desperate!
Fred: Tom told me you were slagging me off.
Henry: Tom is two faced what do you expect.
by Henryboyyyy0123 December 10, 2018
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Tom

Tom is a freak athlete who thinks everything is funny. Tom tries to be the best at everything he does. He takes pretty much everything as a joke unless it has to do with sports. Tom loves being black and he'll let you know it. He likes to make a lot of stereotypical jokes which gets him into trouble but he honestly doesn't care. Tom is a very flirtatious person who really can't hold a girl for long and if he does him and everyone else is very surprised.
If you wanna see a star athlete look at Tom
by free_billy_ September 22, 2019
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Tom

Part 2

What was not mentioned but must be known is Toms often have donuts in their yard but do not eat them. This is due to Tom trying to run Princess Weirdo over. PW's son, Prince B, saw that the donuts were properly applied. But Tom came to see that this could not be avoided. And his land would soon heal. Tom also brought PW a dozen donuts. Some were glazed donuts and Boston cream donuts from Dunkin which she liked alot and ate them up. She shared them with TomTom and Prince B. PW might share with others too depending on how many are gifted to her.
TomTom- PW I brought you some Dunkin
Princess Weirdo- Thank you TomTom. Your son's are forgiven Sir.
TomTom- Thank you oh gracious one. You are beautiful and wise.
by Princess Weirdo January 16, 2022
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Tom

Short for tomfoolish. Meaning out of the ordinary, strange, or just downright ass.
“Yo bro did you see Kyle at the party last night?”

Yeah dude he was acting tom as fuck he needs to be more jerry ”
by jawsh1011 December 14, 2021
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