Tom

Tom; Derived from the Latin term of pre-developed baffoon.
Often Tom's are pre-evolutions of humans however advanced orangutangs. They are often from the rare Nigerian Orangutang. They are originally washed by their elders then transferred to a refugee camp somewhere in Dunoon. It is here where their hair is dyed orange.
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1. Wow is that a Tom. He must be an underdeveloped human.

by BigBoiOiOi September 12, 2019

Tom

Tom is a freak athlete who thinks everything is funny. Tom tries to be the best at everything he does. He takes pretty much everything as a joke unless it has to do with sports. Tom loves being black and he'll let you know it. He likes to make a lot of stereotypical jokes which gets him into trouble but he honestly doesn't care. Tom is a very flirtatious person who really can't hold a girl for long and if he does him and everyone else is very surprised.

If you wanna see a star athlete look at Tom

by free_billy_ September 22, 2019

Tom

Time of month

"Oh no, tom's here!"
"It's that tom"

by Kmoral05 June 15, 2017

Tom

A bitch who don't give you diamonds in minecraft

Me: give me my diamonds
Tom: nahhhhh

by Keiran B March 31, 2020

Tom

A Tom is usually addicted to root beer and and will call you a douchebag

Ryan - Hey Tom

Tom - hey you fuckin douchebag.

by Indian goat May 12, 2020

Tom

The non-virgin who will shoot twitch thots with a 9MM glock without hesitation. He adopted Alinity's cats after shooting her cranium. About a week ago he became the winner of drunkenness and wants to do the dead. Proper gamer who needs someone to share English words to.

Yo is that Tom

No, Tom's always drunk

by QwertyWomanHuman June 27, 2020

Tom

Fat ugly neek

Tom is a fat ugly neek

by Tom the fat neek July 28, 2020