Tom

A Tom is usually addicted to root beer and and will call you a douchebag

Ryan - Hey Tom

Tom - hey you fuckin douchebag.

by Indian goat May 12, 2020

Tom

A Three Metre Flathead that has spat the hook.

“That Tom would have been so good”

by 3m flatty June 27, 2019

Tom

A nonce who you sit next to in Seal and Maths

Tom stop stealing my stuff and being a nonce

by Noncey Ked February 7, 2019

Tom

Tom; Derived from the Latin term of pre-developed baffoon.
Often Tom's are pre-evolutions of humans however advanced orangutangs. They are often from the rare Nigerian Orangutang. They are originally washed by their elders then transferred to a refugee camp somewhere in Dunoon. It is here where their hair is dyed orange.
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1. Wow is that a Tom. He must be an underdeveloped human.

by BigBoiOiOi September 13, 2019

Tom

A two faced cunt who is clingy and desperate!

Fred: Tom told me you were slagging me off.
Henry: Tom is two faced what do you expect.

by Henryboyyyy0123 December 10, 2018

Tom

The non-virgin who will shoot twitch thots with a 9MM glock without hesitation. He adopted Alinity's cats after shooting her cranium. About a week ago he became the winner of drunkenness and wants to do the dead. Proper gamer who needs someone to share English words to.

Yo is that Tom

No, Tom's always drunk

by QwertyWomanHuman June 27, 2020

Tom

Plays Roblox and is the best person alive. Is loved by everyone he meets especially defaults. is a noob at fortnite and has ayoutube channel called Tjplays. Add himon discord called zuronto.

Tom is a noob

by mozborne05 March 21, 2019