The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.
Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
by BobShart July 1, 2023
Squirtle (GPO) is a VERY mid GPO player. He sucks balls and is very rude. He also friends with Penix_Jerker. Squirtle (GPO) is VERY mid at gpo br.
Did you hear Squirtle (GPO) threw another GPO BR game? Isnt that how GPO BR with Squirtle (GPO) always ends? Cuz he is ass.
by Cool_gamer123 March 17, 2023
Just my way of saying Fuck you, and you and you and oh yeah fuck you. Oh fuck me? No, no, no sir, Fuck You. Making a statement or taking a stand with or with out anyone else standing beside me.
by Grems March 22, 2018
by knee swinger April 24, 2022
Women who are not ashamed to experience stress urinary incontinence while squatting or deadlifting heavy weight and proudly clean up the messes they may make.
Uhoh, the squirtle squad has arrived. I hope the gym staff refilled the spray bottles and paper towels
by thegymmenace June 24, 2023
The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.
Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
"Bro, look at that Guitar Squirtle!"
by TheRealGruffalo October 16, 2022
Jesse: me and my girl were having such a good time and we ended up squirtling!
Amanda: damn, good shit! I wish my girl would do that for me!
Amanda: damn, good shit! I wish my girl would do that for me!
by Iminschoolandbored April 13, 2022