by THE BOSSIEST BOSS EVAHH!!! December 12, 2011
Well if you haven't been hiding in a cave for a while you should know he is the best college football quarterback in the nation. He has won numerous awards as well as the Heisman Trophy as a sophomore (the first player to do so), and has helped the Gators win a national championship as a freshman, as well as leading the Gators to a third national championship in 2009. Known as Superman to fans he seems to have the ability to do anything.
Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, its too bad Tim Tebow doesn't cry.
What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.
Tim Tebow is the real reason the Energizer Bunny keeps running, and running, and running.
The Incredible Hulk doesn't want to make Tim Tebow angry.
If it looks like beef, smells like beef, and tastes like beef, but Tim Tebow says it’s chicken. You better believe its chicken.
When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, its too bad Tim Tebow doesn't cry.
What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.
Tim Tebow is the real reason the Energizer Bunny keeps running, and running, and running.
The Incredible Hulk doesn't want to make Tim Tebow angry.
If it looks like beef, smells like beef, and tastes like beef, but Tim Tebow says it’s chicken. You better believe its chicken.
by Stephen Villanueva January 15, 2009
Is a medical condition where a fan of a professional football team is envious of the performance of Tim Tebow, however this person does not want to admit their like for him and does what they can to make others think they don’t like him. This person typically uses social media like Facebook and Twitter to make condescending comments and remarks about Tim Tebow in an attempt to make others think that they do not like him. At first this approach works, but after several weeks of making comments about all his current stats, his passing, his running, his commercials, and his religion most people within that person’s social network realize that this person now has “Tebow Envy”.
Rachel (Facebook Status Update): Where's Tebow time now? I told you they would lose!!! He just sucks.
John (Facebook Comment): I and everyone else appreiate the play by play every week you give out for Tebow. I think its obvious that you have Tebow Envy.
Rachel (Facebook Comment): I do not, I am a Packers fan and I love Rodgers! I hate Tebow.
John (Facebook Comment): In the past month you have zero posts about Rodgers and 34 about Tebow. Its pretty obvious, just admit it.
John (Facebook Comment): I and everyone else appreiate the play by play every week you give out for Tebow. I think its obvious that you have Tebow Envy.
Rachel (Facebook Comment): I do not, I am a Packers fan and I love Rodgers! I hate Tebow.
John (Facebook Comment): In the past month you have zero posts about Rodgers and 34 about Tebow. Its pretty obvious, just admit it.
by CoachKirk January 2, 2012
Freshman quaterback for the University of Florida, who is knowing for plowing through defenses with his powerful runs. Tim's chief export is pain, followed closely by touchdowns. Tim's signature move is the stiff arm.
Football fan: Man, that quaterback just trucked through 4 defensive linemen, 3 linebackers, and the 2 safties!
Gator Fan: Yeah, that's Tim Tebow!
Gator Fan: Yeah, that's Tim Tebow!
by uffan526 December 1, 2006
Yo brah!!! I just totally Dirty Tebowd all over myself!
My mom caught me last night Dirty Tebowing to erotic Asian midget porn!!
My mom caught me last night Dirty Tebowing to erotic Asian midget porn!!
by 69ing chipmunks October 30, 2012
When everything is going well for you and then at the last minute you get completely screwed and you have no idea how, why, when, or where it came from.
I was sitting at work, the job I've held for 35 years with just two days til retirement, when my boss came around the corner and told me I was fired with no benefits. I couldn't believe my boss just Tim Tebowed me like that.
by Mit Berekvam December 12, 2011
by Fifi McFeef January 1, 2008