Remember the splash from the original? Picture the same, except that this time, you're puking. It is much worse. v2.0.
This person I know, Steve, hurled into a toilet bowl. We all do that. He got a splash in his face. A little, but that matters little. Poseidon's Kiss, next level Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0) is what it was.
by charismatix July 28, 2022
by Je suis Sus April 16, 2018
Every toilet in the men's bathroom had been touched with Poseidon's Kiss when I had to clean them at the end of the night.
by JohnnyColt420 February 9, 2015
Instead of shocking the nation you pull the Poseidon trident which is 1 in the pink 2 in the stink. Sometimes this may cause a girl to get really wet and make an ocean. Mostly used by real men.
by TheOfficialJasonS January 3, 2015
by Strudel Doom October 6, 2018
pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is cocaine.
by Fuck you 46893134789076421 August 16, 2019
When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus
Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard
by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022