Moose Knuckle 

Camel Toes for boys.

Robert Plant has a nice moose knuckle.

Moose Knuckle by Harold Heffner April 18, 2006

moose knuckle 

a step above camel toe but not as big as elephant toe, reguardless its still a loose vagina.

hey chuck, i use to think your mom was a milf until she wore those pink spandex revealing her moose knuckle.

moose knuckle by Jon Sepulveda March 5, 2003

Moose Knuckle 

N. The split bulge in a mans pants caused by wearing jeans that are too tight. More often than not, these jeans are manufactured ny Wrangler.

Holy crap! That dude has hella Mosse Knuckle!

Moose Knuckle by Craig October 28, 2002

moose knuckled 

To get disrespected, screwed over, or otherwise shafted by a moose knuckler, scarecrow, schmohawk, fudge knuckler, eagle beagle, or sludge muffin.

I get no respect around here and I'm sick and goddamn tired of getting moose knuckled by a bunch milk faced, apple rapping, mud suckling scarecrows.

moose knuckled by cackage mcpackage December 26, 2009

Moose knuckle 

A moose knuckle is equivalent to a camel toe on a woman, only on a man. It is when a mans testicles are pulled up tight and/or high and separated by the seam in their pants causing the appearance similar to a moose knuckle. Called thus because larger than sister equivalent the camel toe

For the love of god man get something to control that moose knuckle you got on you!

Moose knuckle by Ansoberry November 6, 2010

moose knuckle 

A derogatory term for the size of a woman's sideways sloppy joe. It is when a woman's cooter cleavage is clearly visible through her form-fitting clothing, aka spandex. It is definitely a hot fashion statement.

Man, I thought my weiner looked big when I wore speedos, but that chick's moose knuckle has got me beat by a long shot.

moose knuckle by danny January 13, 2004

Moose Knuckle 

The larger species of camel toe.

Did you see Mrs. Smith’s moose knuckle today? Oh my god.

Moose Knuckle by Sfhhgdcvhj March 12, 2019