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me: johnathan is not a murderer

my homie jamaal: yo shut the fuck up and smoke weed with me

by shit yourself now August 26, 2023

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.

A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"

by sharon6969420 November 21, 2022

Johnathan prayer

A very bald tall and hot dude. He is an amazing friend and actor. Johnathan is my best friend.

Johnathan prayer is a Abellas best friend.

by Special guy ;) March 17, 2022

Johnathan Faraday

Johnathan is a ordinary dude that plays soccer. He is adopted and 50% Italian and is a huge fan of women. He also thinks that Steve Parker is the G.O.A.T.

What's a Johnathan Faraday?
- only the best human in the world.

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 18, 2022

johnathan conroy

A fucking retard who looks like a toenail and calls people shmeet thinking hes something he's not

"Yo look at that retarted kid going around calling people a shmeet "
"he must be a johnathan conroy

by guy 7 787878w November 21, 2017

Johnathan Wheeler

A wimp, the guy who’s always compared to Steve but is simply inferior.

“Johnathan Wheeler bad…”

by doodoocaca12345678 July 17, 2022

Johnathan's egg

A term used to ask a player in a different squad or team to leave their team in secret and to join yours . This is commonly used to get a player in fortnite to join your team

Matthew*in a squad

Harry *has a free space in his squad

Harry"mathew Johnathan's egg"
Matthew*leaves his team to join the better one I.e. Harrys team

by Boohs June 3, 2018