jazzy joaquin

well to pull a jazzy joaquin you open the assault with a seneaky sanchez then transition into a gas pump after ou have had enough fun and are about to ejaculate you switch to doggystyle quickly and go for about a minute then you either pull a hudini or a pearl necklace or a pearl necklace to go but if you are civalized suck as i am you preform either a sneaky turkish or settle for the classic superman she will love it.

i gave lauren the best jazzy joaquin last night she hasnt woken up yet.

by benito1234 October 12, 2007

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Dennis Joaquin

when in gaming he rages but good in aiming

dude 1 : did dj rage by dying
Dennis Joaquin : NO I DIDN'T I JUST BROKE MY LAPTOP WITH A GUN

by Gabriel curry October 20, 2021

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Joaquin the Koala

Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.

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John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.

Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.

#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.

by Samuel Taco October 26, 2011

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