Glob is a wholesome person who is caring his friends and does his fucking job perfectly and if Glob sees u insult one of his friends he will beat u up until u wont have a stomach bc if u mess with glo he is a fucking beast and a king bro
by omgomglolol August 04, 2021

by Irisal March 04, 2023

When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.
I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods
by CloudSmoke April 12, 2015

a type of thick, slimey, sticky substance which is often green and has a strong smell of fish (specifically salmon)
by glibbitygloblover February 20, 2023

by glob lover September 04, 2023

A phrase commonly used by the Aquafina Waterbottle with human legs. The term was first coined at a concert with Weird Al and a big fat man, as well as a big frog. Jack Kucharski is unintelligent.
Funny and Smart Guy: "Chooba La Chum Glob!"
Dumb Guy: "I'm Jack and I don't know what that means cuz I'm dummy!"
Funny and Smart Guy: "Hahaha, yes you are."
Dumb Guy: "I'm Jack and I don't know what that means cuz I'm dummy!"
Funny and Smart Guy: "Hahaha, yes you are."
by chumglobharold March 19, 2024
