by Poetiq January 4, 2017
When you're drinking a liquid, someone tells a hilarious joke and you spit out all of the said liquid.
Timmy: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Joey: I don't know Timmy. Why?
*Joey proceeds to sip his water*
Timmy: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.
Joey: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!....
*Water shoots everywhere*
The Next Day....
Timmy: Joey totally pulled a sideways geyser at the party yesterday!
Carl: No way!
Joey: I don't know Timmy. Why?
*Joey proceeds to sip his water*
Timmy: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.
Joey: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!....
*Water shoots everywhere*
The Next Day....
Timmy: Joey totally pulled a sideways geyser at the party yesterday!
Carl: No way!
by Original Defining December 1, 2016
When the head of a penis is rubbed in between the flaps, or labia majoras, of the vagina till orgasm, in which the penis will snap up facing away from the female and spray semen over her body.
"Did you fuck Stacy last night?"
"We only had a merecat geyser ".
"So you didn't get inside?"
"Exactly ".
"We only had a merecat geyser ".
"So you didn't get inside?"
"Exactly ".
by Arizona Concept April 15, 2016
When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.
"Nah I didnt want to so I hit her with the Fremont Geyser in the back seat of my car." " You nasty bastard."
by MikeOxmaul247 July 14, 2021
When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.
by MikeOxmaul247 July 14, 2021
When your getting head, and you cum while being deep throated, and she doesn't expect it and your cum squirts out her nostril.
by zerofuks11 October 5, 2016
With a raging boner and a full bladder, the king had no choice but to do a handstand for his bone geyser
by purple head July 18, 2015