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gumby gold 

anything un-neccessary, or funny
"tom paid $500 more for his wheels than he paid for the car"
"thats crazy gumby gold"
gumby gold by erin January 20, 2004

Gumby slut

A skany lookin chick always after a root! usally underweight, dose crack, meth, coke & works at hooters.
Oi... memba that fuckin gumby slut sarah!? from PS118... she waza maaaaad root!
Gumby slut by Jesusrapest January 30, 2008

Gumby Torture 

Ties in with the movie Menace 2 Society as a b-side track film.

Gumby is ambushed by three Kangaroos with baseball bats. "He was once a thug around the way, Eazy!!!" They screamed at him loudly with an eery, growly scream similar to Edow Robert's exploding head syndrome. After beating him mercilessly without a pause, they tied him up and take him to an abandoned house. There, they awaken him acter injecting powerful drugs into his system. They then proceed to strap him down and force his eyes open. They take a pair of very dull and rusty scissors and meticulously snip his gummy weiner off while he screams in horrible pain and is forced to watch! They then drop lethal doses of heroin eyedrops into his eyes, where he convulses to his grim death. Keep in mind, this is fiction, not reality. The three kangaroos then are arrested after being caught by Crocodile Dundee and they are currently incarcerated in a submerged prison in the Atlantic Ocean.
Bob: Gumby Torture!!! That movie was terrible!
Greg: I kind of liked it!

Gumby Ligaments

What Shai-Gilgeous Alexander has
Yeah I have gumby ligaments like SGA

Semper Gumby 

Adaptation of the Marine Corps motto: Semper Fi (Latin for Always Faithful). Used to describe the general Marine attitude (i.e always be flexible with plans cause something will change that will fuck up your night) towards the constant changes that are rampant in every Marine unit.
Marine 1: Hey man, go easy at the bar tonight, just found out we have a CFT at 04
Marine 2: Oh well, semper gumby
Semper Gumby by DevilDogPOG October 27, 2011

Are you Gumby? 

“Are you Gumby”can be used as a simple question to ask if you are stupid or to be said after doing something wrong. “Are you Gumby” can also be used as a direct insult.
*Robert team kills you

OH MY FUCKING GOD ROBERT ARE YOU GUMBY

Robert: you scared me… so I shot

“Are you Gumby?” a great term to use anytime anywhere in a friendly or aggressive way