The hippie New Age sister of Karen.
Did Karen give these organic free-range raisins out for Halloween? No it was her sister Fern.
by SandyW May 30, 2020
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the most kind and funny but also artistic and creative person with the most beautiful eyes and pretty face

your friend-brenden
by brendong November 22, 2021
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Fern is a boy (with a girls name!?), who is very quiet. He's mysterious and ominous in a way. His bad luck drove him down into a spiral of hopelessness and unrivaled rage against those who wrong him.

You don't want to mess with a Fern, he will destroy you. He's not harmful (mostly), but he will carry out plans to make your life a living hell. Some have experienced a Fern in different ways. Some see him as a weird quiet kid. Some see him as a loving affectionate boy. Some see him as a nightmare. A Fern will treat you with kindness and respect when you first meet one. DON'T MESS IT UP.

A Fern can be identified with the following characteristics: Pink floofy hair, pink rounded glasses, usually wearing something with a rainbow or other pride flags. Ferns can vary depending on the time of year, time of day, or weather. Most Ferns are femboys or sadboys (or a mix of the two).

Ferns have some interesting behaviors, here is what to look out for: Hugs. Ferns love cuddling and hugging those he's close too. Ferns can often be seen sitting on his phone, or listening to music. Behaviors you need to be cautious of consists of biting, kicking, machete wielding, and eye poking. If you come across a Fern and he seems agitated, and you're not close to him personally, use extreme caution.

Ferns will be indoors most of the time, but if you're lucky enough to know one, or come across one, use your chance wisely, because you'll only meet one your whole life.
"Yo, did you see Fern in class today?" "Yeah, he was sitting there minding his own business, so weird and gross!"

"Hey Fern, you look nice today!" ":3"
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TRUMP IS A REAL FERN
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She's a great "fern" tender...
Isn't their anything you'd rather do than tend "fern"?
by Nichodoodle August 30, 2019
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1. Inevitable
2. A high confidence in an event, object or person.
Friend 1: " You think you'll pass your exam?"
Friend 2: " Oh heck yeah, I'm going to Fern it!"
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Tired, just so so tried. Zie need to get some sleep
Person 1: Did you see Fern today?
Person 2: Yeah ze looks like zie are gonna pass out lmao
by Jupiter_is_dying December 7, 2021
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