fml

fuck my life.

i can't even pull a cross country runner, fml.

by your pal al. March 26, 2010

fml

An acronym for "Find My Lamp" in a case where one cannot find one's own lamp.

Hey Brittany, fml

Brittany: Okay:D

by Thunderboom March 18, 2008

Fml

Generally short for Fuck My Life People tend to use this slang when they have done something wrong

Me: I'm really sorry I didn't mean to spill that wine on you!
Friend: Well It's going to stain... Great!
Me: FML!

by Mike the greatest peep around! October 25, 2010

fml

Acronym for "fuck my life"

Ugh, fml so hard.

by heymonday December 8, 2008

Fml

Short for fuck my life

I was in a club bathroom with a girl wh where making about she was taking my top and bra off as was I hers when I pulled her bra strap let's just say I was fingering myself that nite fml

Btw I'm a lesbian

by Pussi<3 February 2, 2011

fml

an easier way of saying "forgot my lunch" this term will be used when you have arrived somewhere without your lunch.

Dammit i fml again!

Oh crap i fml !

by caroline0alana November 19, 2010

fml

FUCK MY LIFE
when something shitty happens to you, like when you trip and fall into a garbage can and your granny panties show

you wouls say FML!

I tripped
FML!

by beyondbuzzed45 September 11, 2009