1.A whiny 108 years old virgin who don't have a life, and had a habit of stalking people in their sleep
2.Character from Twilight
2.Character from Twilight
by *Lexxi* April 19, 2009
by mmmtttt April 28, 2010
A fairy, it is obvious, and he is lacking in all vampristic features. Find something that is very vampire about Edward...
Edward Cullen lives in the forest, is mythical, is super white, doesn't eat people, sparkles, was a virgin for 108 years, and creeps on younger people
by Chislett October 25, 2010
A fictional vampire that, despite being overly obsessive, seems to be the "perfect guy" for most women. Human versions of said vampire can usually be found in county jails or in court rooms being presented with their very own restraining order.
Dude, did you hear about Billy last night? His girlfriend broke up with him and he pulled an Edward Cullen. Now he's in prison!
by HypocriticPope April 16, 2009
A Sparklepire from Stephanie Meyer's 'Twilight' series, a 108-year-old virgin who makes pubescent girls horny.
His fangirls seem to think that he is real, and a few even seem to believe that they are married to him.
Apparently, he is "beautiful" and "godlike." Oh, and he ~*SPARKLES*~ too!
His fangirls seem to think that he is real, and a few even seem to believe that they are married to him.
Apparently, he is "beautiful" and "godlike." Oh, and he ~*SPARKLES*~ too!
Fangirl 1: LYKE zOMG EDWARD CULLEN IS TTLY MY HUSBAND~!
Fangirl 2: INORITE~ :DDD
Me: -reading Harry Potter- Well, good luck finding boyfriends, freaking Twitards.
Fangirl 3: LYKE OMG UR JUST A HATR~
Me: -facepalm-
Fangirl 2: INORITE~ :DDD
Me: -reading Harry Potter- Well, good luck finding boyfriends, freaking Twitards.
Fangirl 3: LYKE OMG UR JUST A HATR~
Me: -facepalm-
by ~Otaku_Poptart~ May 31, 2010
fangirl: Edward Cullen is so amazing.
randomperson: Yeah, I guess he's an okay fairy. Not all too bright, though.
randomperson: Yeah, I guess he's an okay fairy. Not all too bright, though.
by twilightshouldgodie August 3, 2010
1. The horrible, ugly, smug vampire from Twilight, that makes you wish that teenage girls had taste in men.
2. Exclamation of disgust.
2. Exclamation of disgust.
1. Edward Cullen should die, but whatever. He's not even real.
2. You think that modern pop music is better than classic rock? Well, Edward Cullen to you, I say!
2. You think that modern pop music is better than classic rock? Well, Edward Cullen to you, I say!
by StarshineTrip May 15, 2009