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1.
A fictional vampire that, despite being overly obsessive, seems to be the "perfect guy" for most women. Human versions of said vampire can usually be found in county jails or in court rooms being presented with their very own restraining order.
Dude, did you hear about Billy last night? His girlfriend broke up with him and he pulled an Edward Cullen. Now he's in prison!
by HypocriticPope April 16, 2009