- situated on the Caribbean Ocean, sharing an island with Haiti. - Drinking, smoking and stonin allowed since age 10. - No death sentence in jail and longest jail sentences are 30 years, which are often shortened to 5 - 10 years.- full of crooks and corrupt politicians.- 90% of population lives in extreme poverty and 10% live better than most of the richest people in the United States.- Either u see really fuked up cars or super expensive cars, no regular cars in this country.. no middle class cars.- Terrorists are afraid to come here, no Bin Landen here!- Extremely large population of PERVY freaks!!!!!!! that whistle when hot women pass by.- Young girls are raped when they leave their houses.- Partys include superb amounts of alcohol and sex, especially the Sweet Sixteens.- Policeman are thieves, and thieves are thieves.- We have no TAXIS just beat up cars that can barely run called "carros publicos" if u use one the chances are ull get mugged, and if ure really poor ull just get rapped.- if u're considerin comin to a public school u'll learn more by watchin tv.- if u're fortunate enough u can have electricty for 6 hours, because it goes off for 17 hours each day because the government is poor! - although the government is poor the president is one of the riches ppl in the Caribbean and has bank accounts in Switzerland & USA.- we used to have pretty beaches, but they're full of trash, cans, sewars, and dead ppl.- La Bolita is one of the most places in the DOMREP and i love it.- the militia is totally unnecessary, there are more generals than the USA who are benefittin from the bad management of the economy.- 85 % of the population is from African descent, and there is 15% that think that everyone on the island is white like them.- 80% of the ppl are iliterate, 10 % is retarded, and the other 10% who fukin cares.- only 15% of the ppl have flown in a plane.- people rarely take baths...in a shower. this is because there is no water or electricity and everyone goes to the rivers.. which are dirty.
by Galaxia June 22, 2006
A Dominican Standoff occurs in bathrooms worldwide. It is when a filthy dominican who normally smells like an armpit 24/7 goes to an unsuspecting shower stall, turns on the water, and comences the standoff. The ending result usually being the dominican backing off, preparing for the next weeks round two.
Yo i seen julio in the abano, just standing there looking at the shower, i think he was in the middle of a dominican standoff.
by jermdogg September 2, 2008
by Smartguy585858 June 7, 2005
by monster1565 June 2, 2011
The act of inserting coffee beans into a male's penis hole, and strangling his penis and flailing it in a helicopter motion until it bleeds. Anal, Vaginal, or Oral may be performed afterwards.
"yeah man, last night i got a pretty wild dominican weedwacker. my cum mixed with my dick blood real good."
by Pineapple Trapdoor February 26, 2015
A sex move commonly performed by girls that involves pretending to be drunk and then performing any combination of regrettable and immoral acts with your closest friend or their significant other. This move is surprisingly and ironically used most commonly by girls by the name of Cindy therefor giving it the name. Acts include:
Consent to Violation
Donkey Punch of Betrayal (See Donkey Punch & Betrayal and find a way to combine the two)
Believable Psychosis during common "fucking" act.
Leading men on to believe you care about them when you would rather shit in your own mouth and kiss the president than even spend a minute of your time on them.
Mind-Control
Self-Pity Mind Control
If the move is performed correctly, it should result in waking up the next day with every one of your friends hating you and usually ends in either a drastic change in lifestyle such as a name change or the joining of an armed force of some kind. Navy and Marines are the most common.
As for the Dominican part of the name, it derives itself from their cooking methods in which they crush certain ingredients in a wooden pot with a giant ore-like item, such as it would seem the girl performing this move would be doing to one or many's hearts.
Performing this sex move is a risky attempt at being thought of as either a genius or a complete bitch.
Consent to Violation
Donkey Punch of Betrayal (See Donkey Punch & Betrayal and find a way to combine the two)
Believable Psychosis during common "fucking" act.
Leading men on to believe you care about them when you would rather shit in your own mouth and kiss the president than even spend a minute of your time on them.
Mind-Control
Self-Pity Mind Control
If the move is performed correctly, it should result in waking up the next day with every one of your friends hating you and usually ends in either a drastic change in lifestyle such as a name change or the joining of an armed force of some kind. Navy and Marines are the most common.
As for the Dominican part of the name, it derives itself from their cooking methods in which they crush certain ingredients in a wooden pot with a giant ore-like item, such as it would seem the girl performing this move would be doing to one or many's hearts.
Performing this sex move is a risky attempt at being thought of as either a genius or a complete bitch.
Example 1:
Guy 1: I thought we were friends man.
Guy 2: Well that's what happens when you let her give you The Dominican Cindy.
Example 2:
Girl Named Cindy: I really like you, we should go out again some time
Guy: I dont know... I'm a little scared you might perform The Dominican Cindy on me.
Girl named Cindy: ... *changes the subject* What do you think about the Navy?
Guy 1: I thought we were friends man.
Guy 2: Well that's what happens when you let her give you The Dominican Cindy.
Example 2:
Girl Named Cindy: I really like you, we should go out again some time
Guy: I dont know... I'm a little scared you might perform The Dominican Cindy on me.
Girl named Cindy: ... *changes the subject* What do you think about the Navy?
by Amkoverboard January 24, 2011