1. a conclusion or judgment made after smoking too much marijuana and standing up from one's sedentary position

2. the altered choice to remain stationary after having smoked too marijuana and standing up with the intention of going somewhere

3. a decision made after realizing one has smoked too much marijuana and is consequently too lethargic to move
Gosh Julia, that sure was a stand-up decision we made to not go to the museum. Let's smoke some more!
by sixchairs October 13, 2007
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Cricket: A reminder of the shocking decisions Steve Bucknor had made. If it were not for these decisions, a system would not have to be in place allowing for the challenge of umpires calls regarding as to whether a batsmen is out. Each team is allowed two unsuccessful challenges per innings.
*Umpire give batsmen out LBW*
Batsmen: I'm gonna use the umpire decision referral system cos i inside edged that.
by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009
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During birth, as the shape of the human child begins to take form, a duck bill also is formed. In about a week, the bill will drop off and either attach to the infant's waist, or it will journey inside the anal cavity. If the bill attaches to the waist, it becomes a penis. If it does not, the child remains a female. Some anomalies may occur, such as attaching to the nipple. This will cause a disease known as Retardednippleemia which is common if the woman who is pregnant has many sex partners. Another common defect that may occur is when two bills form and one bill tunnels up the anal cavity and the other one will attach to the waist. The male born will be homosexual. Another exception to this rule is when no duck bill forms which also causes the female to become homosexual. Science has recently proved this to be true.
Surprisingly, some doctors refuse to accept The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision, however Professor Rarington Rockwood has agreed with Galvis's theory for quite some time.
by Doctor Galvis Ph.D June 28, 2010
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A lesser known cousin of the jewpanasian, the BDMAC tends to shamelessly ask her friends for advice and then promptly turn around an do whatever she pleases. The decisions made by the BDMAC usually end with her in jail after her horrible idea ends in death and destruction. She tends to believe that she is a ninja however we all know that ninjas are not cambodian.
If a bad decision making assclown jumped off a cliff would you?
by FCW December 4, 2008
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something ur friends and you do at 4:18 am.
i titled my friends essay “impulsive decisions at 4:18 am” and might have accidentally turned it in. #whoops #thatsafail
by #swaggin July 11, 2019
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An irrational decision made at during a global pandemic that is bright about by extreme boredom and or panic.
My friend shaved his head yesterday, classic pandemic decision!

We decided to sort out the bathroom grout, we have chosen glitter grout. Pandemic decision that may we’ll be regretted at a later date.
by The Cooneys April 17, 2020
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Where a child of the age of twelve or over decides their gender which can be different from the one they were given at birth which is their sex. It is generally called a gender decision party or can be
Savine: Hey, did you hear about Jackie’s gender decision party?

Noah: No I don’t think so, I don’t honestly know what that is lol.

Savine: Well it is where they decide their sex/gender. For right now I think Jackie’s going to go by he/they but we won’t know until he announces it and what his new name is other than his dead name.

Noah: Oh that makes sense! I can’t wait for it.
by Milliemybeloved June 18, 2021
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