I was at the R. Kelly concert this weekend, and there was someone performing a Frosty Carlton in the third row.
by frostyCarlton January 17, 2021
a funny guy who is attracted to hippies and has a kink for gingers and has the biggest dick imaginable
he is super nice and lemme just say so is that dick
he is funny as hell and is a druggy but that is why you love him
he pisses his pants hourly and poops his pants every minute
hes the best man and gets all the pussy he can
hes kinda stupid and gay
he is super nice and lemme just say so is that dick
he is funny as hell and is a druggy but that is why you love him
he pisses his pants hourly and poops his pants every minute
hes the best man and gets all the pussy he can
hes kinda stupid and gay
by bruhwhatsgoingon January 10, 2021
A bitch that can't fight
by Idontreallyknowbutyeah July 11, 2017
Carlton County is probably the most stereotypical redneck county ever in between the Twin Cities and Duluth. If you're family is originally from here, you'll find that you're first kiss was probably your 3rd cousin. And if you go ice fishing, you'll find anybody fucking there bitch on a snowmobile or rockin it in a fish house. And if you drive a rusty piece of shit that's probably illegal to drive. Don't worry about the 5-0. But if you drive and kind of lifted truck with some loud pipes, oh boy you're fucked. Carlton County- Come here for a fucked up new life, but can't leave cause of the bomb ass weed. Enjoy your stay!
Redneck 1: Hey bro did you see that hot bitch in carlton county?
Redneck 2: yeah dude, I heard she's a huge truck slut, plus she's probably my 2nd cousin.
Redneck 2: yeah dude, I heard she's a huge truck slut, plus she's probably my 2nd cousin.
by Catfishbilly218 April 6, 2016
AKA Dry
A simple beer for simple Aussies that love dual cab utes, rugby league, shit tattoos and beating their significant others.
The beer of choice for smooth brains.
A simple beer for simple Aussies that love dual cab utes, rugby league, shit tattoos and beating their significant others.
The beer of choice for smooth brains.
by fart on my knob May 13, 2022
I did a Carlton fresh the other day, and I haven't been the same since.
by Jonny Frosty November 1, 2013
Austin Carlton isn't any typical guy. He catches girls eye's easily with out even trying .. He's cute ... Typically he's a flirter!!! When people judge him it's because they are jealous.... Austin's make good boyfriends. He knows how to cheer people up easily even when they are mad... He's also smart!...
Love you too!
Love you too!
by P.M.5515 September 26, 2015