You said that you didn’t want to be with me anymore and acted like you didn’t care so you need to stand on that!
by ZaddyZee November 9, 2022
Get the Stand on that mug.'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.
Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.
Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.
'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him
Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.
Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.
'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him
by Rightmond November 29, 2022
Get the 'A Standing' mug.And he said to the man, running the stand. Hey! Bom Bom Bom. Got any, grapes? The man says, no this is a lemonade stand we only sell lemonade, why not try a glass? The duck said, I'll pass. Then he waddled away waddle waddle then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away waddle waddle. Til the very next day BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
Man 1: Did the duck go to a Lemonade Stand?
Man 2: Yeah and he said to the man, running the stand. Hey! Bom Bom Bom. Got any, grapes? The man says, no this is a lemonade stand we only sell lemonade, why not try a glass? The duck said, I'll pass. Then he waddled away waddle waddle then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away waddle waddle. Til the very next day BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
Man 2: Yeah and he said to the man, running the stand. Hey! Bom Bom Bom. Got any, grapes? The man says, no this is a lemonade stand we only sell lemonade, why not try a glass? The duck said, I'll pass. Then he waddled away waddle waddle then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away waddle waddle. Til the very next day BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
by ThatOnGui April 26, 2022
Get the Lemonade Stand mug.When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat
The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.
by LeStranger Danger May 7, 2022
Get the Alaskan Lemonade Stand mug.A break stand is a technique used in an automatic transmission rear wheel drive vehicle to squeal and smoke the tires. The technique is executed by putting one foot on the break and the other foot on the gas. The brakes hold the front tires in place and the power to the rear tires will overpower the brakes and the tires will start spinning, squealing and smoking. If the brake pedal is then released, the car will accelerate forward while continuing to squeal the tires for awhile.
by bob_johnson May 7, 2022
Get the break stand mug.A “one night stand” that extends in to 14 days. The completion of which generally terminates any further relations.
Yo, I took this stray home from the bar the other night and we completed a one-Fortnite stand. Icoukdnt get her to leave. Turns out she was homeless. And still is…
by All city September 19, 2022
Get the one-fortnite stand mug.When one is disregarding their own self worth/general safety in pursuit of someone or something they believe to be better.
Candice: He read my message 5 minutes ago. He’s probably writing me back a long love message!!
Gwinn: Candice please stand up! That man don’t want you
Gwinn: Candice please stand up! That man don’t want you
by Minimarsailles October 22, 2022
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