Stand Job

The act of masturbating while standing up.

There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".

by K to tha G beotch June 28, 2021

Stand Up

When one is disregarding their own self worth/general safety in pursuit of someone or something they believe to be better.

Candice: He read my message 5 minutes ago. He’s probably writing me back a long love message!!

Gwinn: Candice please stand up! That man don’t want you

by Minimarsailles October 22, 2022

Stand Sweats

If you ain't bangin, You ain't gaining.

Guy 1: After drinking this bang energy drink I can't stop sweating.

Guy 2: Sounds like you have a case of the Stand Sweats

by ROWMYBOATWHERE March 8, 2019

The final Stand

This is when you plan to end it with a bang. You hang yourself, while jerking off to a picture of your best friend’s mom, and right before you blow your load you shoot yourself. Most effective is you do it as your best friend is entering in the room your in.

Bro, you see that billy did the final stand last night.

by Humpdaddy August 7, 2020

Stand-me-still

If you are talking to multiple people on AIM and just out of coincidence, nobody responds for a short period of time.

Person A is talking to B and C. A types a message to B and then types a message to C, but neither respond right away.

and so, it's a stand-me-still.

by Pseudomeyeudo August 8, 2009

American Stand-off

When 4 or more people are pointing weapons at each other ready for action.

I thought it was a group of friends at a party, it turned out to be an American stand-off!!

by Kanaryellow901 July 21, 2025

Picture stand

A thing hung on ur wall that has pictures on it and is named by gharabawy.

Gharabawy loves the picture stand on jumanas wall.

by Charli Demagorgan July 25, 2021