Kick stand

When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Kick Stand

When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

freddie standing

sapphire’s boyfriend/fiancé/husband

sapphire : oh yes my boyfriend freddie standing is bloody perfect

by Sapphire Admirer April 3, 2022

I see where I stand

Knowing your place in other lives and their priorities.

*Friend groups excluded her*
Girl: “wow I see where I stand”

by Lovinn Machine April 10, 2022

Stand

a gta 5 mod menu for half the price of 2take1 and still better
*mike punching the air rn*

Person 1: man why is 2take1 so expensive
Person 2: just get stand lol its better anyways

by Femboy menu on top April 13, 2022

Butt Stand

One person is held up by others, the butthole is exposed to put the keg nozzle in the butthole. That person must consume as much beer through their butthole as humanly possible. In other words, the butt chugging variant of a Keg Stand.

Bro hold my legs up, I’m doing a butt stand!!

by ClappingCheeks69 April 19, 2022

Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.

I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!

by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019