there stands the glass

A song about a guys crippling alchoholism

Wanna listen to this song, there stands the glass?

by Mighty Mighty Man May 27, 2024

J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.

*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.

by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019

Stand to me

When a person is asking someone to a challenge or physical battle.

Rick was as little coward I knew when I asked him to fight me he would not dare stand to me.

by DLK97 March 28, 2020

big word stand for monkeys evolution

yea

big word stand for monkeys evolution kill your self

by peniscum123 March 17, 2023

Ter Standing

A German Goalkeeper of Goaldonator who stays still and watches the ball go inside the goal instead of actually trying to save it. He is just there for the vibes and auras. No serious intention of playing actual football. Other relatable names are Ter Static, Ter Statue, Ter Still, Ter Stable, Ter Stuck, Ter Steady, Ter Stapled

Did you watch the match where Ter Standing conceded 4 goals against Real Madrid?

by penaltree May 5, 2024

Stand on business

To stand your ground, not let your guard down, not give in to pressure, not get distracted. Many women use it to refer to keeping your standards up and honoring their boundaries, often when feeling hormonal, lovesick, or temporarily attracted to someone.

“How tf am I supposed to stand on business with this man while I’m ovulating???”
“Girl, he apologized and wants a second chance! But I saw him making out with Susie last night, so I’m definitely standing on business.”
“Stand on business! Don’t be desperate!”

by NikkiNinetyEight November 27, 2023

'A Standing'

'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.

Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.

Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.

'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him

Oh dear, looks like we have 'A Standing'

Yup, hes defo 'A Standing'

by Rightmond November 29, 2022