Stand-me-still

If you are talking to multiple people on AIM and just out of coincidence, nobody responds for a short period of time.

Person A is talking to B and C. A types a message to B and then types a message to C, but neither respond right away.

and so, it's a stand-me-still.

by Pseudomeyeudo August 8, 2009

guy standing

Guy Standing is a dude whose name is Guy Standing and the only picture there is of him is of him sitting down

Person 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Guy Standing?
Person 2: Is there an actual person called Guy Standing?
Person 1: Yup, and the only picture of him is of him sitting.

by JasonDaStarBoi April 27, 2023

Standing Guillotine

Ahahahahahaha! That's hilarious because, yeah, he just loses immediately if that's allowed! Ha!

Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Stand on business

To stand your ground, not let your guard down, not give in to pressure, not get distracted. Many women use it to refer to keeping your standards up and honoring their boundaries, often when feeling hormonal, lovesick, or temporarily attracted to someone.

“How tf am I supposed to stand on business with this man while I’m ovulating???”
“Girl, he apologized and wants a second chance! But I saw him making out with Susie last night, so I’m definitely standing on business.”
“Stand on business! Don’t be desperate!”

by NikkiNinetyEight November 27, 2023

Ter Standing

A German Goalkeeper of Goaldonator who stays still and watches the ball go inside the goal instead of actually trying to save it. He is just there for the vibes and auras. No serious intention of playing actual football. Other relatable names are Ter Static, Ter Statue, Ter Still, Ter Stable, Ter Stuck, Ter Steady, Ter Stapled

Did you watch the match where Ter Standing conceded 4 goals against Real Madrid?

by penaltree May 5, 2024

standing on business

where you not going for no bs, you not letting no hoe/nigga get over on you. This happens mostly in relationships.

“The hoe was playing with me like I was dumb, so i blocked her. I was standing on business.”

by denisé November 21, 2023

Peg Stand

It’s like a keg stand, but instead involves pegging.

Hey you silly goose, let’s get drunk and do a peg stand

by The Flatulator May 23, 2025