The sexual action of a man laying across two chairs, as the woman gives him a handjob and the man cums in a bucket, like a farmer milking a cow. The woman proceeds to drink the bucket.
Hey Mark, I heard you and Mary tried some wild stuff last night!
Yeah, she's great at female farming!
Yeah, she's great at female farming!
by j gatsby November 26, 2013
a virgin in sea of thieves that would rather afk farm for months to get a skelly or ghost curse in a pvp mode rather than actually fighting, if you spawn camp them in hourglass or even adventure expect them to go for blunder snipes and call cheats on you. they will also most likely have thousands of hours in the game and tell you to touch grass
by JackSaucySparrow78 July 7, 2023
A rather handsome 5 bedroomed house 2 miles outside the gloryhole of craven arms which is a fucking shit hole full of chavs, in south shropshire. It is roughly 500 years old, and is overlooked by Crowsmoor Hill (funnily enough). The people who live here are posh, rich, snobbish twats.
by doltyruss April 24, 2011
Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.
It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
When a man recieves oral sex while having a yeast infection. The name comes from tge Hickory Farms sausage and cheese gift packs.
by alternate account December 15, 2018
THE PRODUCER OF THE BEST BIGGEST BEAUTIFUL BREASTS ALL NATURAL AND ORGANIC FROM SOUTH CAROLINA THE FINEST BOUNCY PERKY BIG DOUBLE D'S
double d's
double d's
by AXXLEROD July 26, 2021