Cry me a river

To feel like you were getting close to someone and then you find something out about them that is deceitful.

He was so sweet and I bought it. Now I'm done. I see you. Don't be sad, it's your fault- go cry me a river.

by misstara007 January 4, 2022

jk don’t cry

Clara lawyer’s trademark phrase when she doesn’t mean to be a bitch even though she is.

you guys are really dumb, jk don’t cry

by thatgirlshouldbeme February 15, 2018

Crotch Cry

When a maker female urinates.

Ya’ll I got step away for a crotch cry.

by Twsnicket March 16, 2025

Cry sexual

When you are sexually attracted to Gerald Brodie Jr.

Oh damn bro I’m cry sexual now. Ain’t you heard?

by Crysexual September 4, 2021

cry me a river

When someone makes too much excuses, is being mad and cries.

friend:UR HACKING SUCH A LOSER LOLLL EZZZ CANT WIN WITHOUT HACKS
you:cry me a river.

friend:dude i was lagging u cant win me in 1v1 doggy!
you:cry me a river

by meowtteo October 26, 2025

Cry Baby Powers

Cry Baby Powers are a type of psychic Superpowers used in the movie: K-12

Known Users: Crybaby, Angelita, Celeste, Magnolia, Fleur, Ben, Lilith

Bitch, if you don't stop that shit I'll use Cry Baby Powers you ugly

by DaddyChimedInGoForTheThroat September 16, 2021

Cry

When urban dictionary doesnt add your definitions

I just cried,
I will cry again because the past tense of cry means i cant add the definition

by Unge_smegmaburger February 15, 2019