Schrödingers Goth Complex

Someone who talks about wanting to date a goth girl but is actually referring to egirls. Usually acts disgusted when seeing actual goths

He always talks about wanting to date goth girls until the girl is actually goth. He totally has a Schrödingers Goth Complex

by ChickenScrxtch82 May 19, 2023

complex douchebag

A person who is a douchebag in your deluded imagination

J. K. Rowling is a complex douchebag because woke idiots imagine that "transwomen are men" is offensive

by ChChas of the island April 16, 2024

anne complex

if you have an anne complex it means that you must be the famous eve

you have an anne complex? well i have the worsened, eve complex.

by 🦶❗️ March 14, 2021

Carol Complex

The ever too common "carol complex" is defined as being overly attentive to house guests.

"oh how was dinner at the Johnston's? especially around dinner"
"Oh it was real nice however Susan has developed a real 'Carol Complex'

by juicyjwhite March 19, 2018

Airport Complex

When you believe you are the hottest person in a setting where looks are unimportant.

When you look around the office and notice there are no hot people so you believe you are the hottest person at work is an example of airport complex.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX April 15, 2023

Napoleon complex

Showing up in a town you're not originally from looking to conquer it (whether it's done as a game or for your amusement, or some less lofty purpose) is more like a Napoleon complex than not.

He/she was saying/writing something about somebody else having a Napoleon complex and retaliation, though nobody else had brought up the subject of physical altercations but him/her (at least not yet).

by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021

Complex Lesbian

A lesbian who searches for a deep and loving complex relationship. A Complex Lesbian will be around their crush a lot, but also study them from afar to see more of what they’re like. They take notes on personality, and try to find a girl that fits with them perfectly. Complex Lesbians are usually confident, and flirty. Once in a relationship they’re very tender and loving, and will do anything to make their partner happy. They don’t need a lot, all they need is to see their girlfriend smile.

Girl 1: when i had a crush on you, i would also take notes on what you like

Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian

Girl 1: *giggles* surprise

by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020