Microsoft Cloud

Noun

1. Having spent hours or days on the computer without using the restroom, the resulting expulsion of gas to prevent defecation (see also Al Roker effect).

Derrick: "Hey dude, what's this brown haze that smells like IHOP? " Larry: "Don't panic, man, I've been on the computer searching Talismans of Tasmania for three days and I just wanted to get comfortable, so I made a Microsoft Cloud. Really, Al Roker tried it and failed, so at least I'm ahead of him."

by House of Cods March 28, 2017

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by cloud clock December 12, 2020

Cloud

When your trousers flout like a cloud and makes it look like you got a boner.

"Mate it's that a boner i see"
"Naah fan it's just a cloud innit"
cloud

by Asanco September 20, 2017

Head in the cloud

😶 🌫️she peeks thru imagining something that is fleeting.

😶 🌫️head in the cloud emoji; girl can't help it. She's behaving delusional again and believes in love.

by Naturadiamond November 15, 2025

Lemon Cloud

Trash p2w minecraft server scummy fake sale and scams you for your money it is a cash grab

Hey Liam have you heard of Lemon Cloud
Yes I have it is a really trash minecraftserver

by Lemoncloud December 20, 2021

Peeker in the clouds

When a person from the heavenly realm peeks down from the clouds and looks upon you.

I'm having a great day today! Oh look! The peeker in the clouds is looking down upon me!

by Eggspectacular7 September 17, 2025

thanos clouds

A term used to describe a very large proportion of smoke that has been accumulated after cheefing a nicotine vape or a blunt.

Ex.1: "Did you see me on the bus earlier? I was producing straight thanos clouds with my nic."
Ex.2: "I cannot wait to get home, im gonna be blowing a whole lotta thanos clouds with these grams i just bought."
EX.3 "GYOT DAMN! Look at them thanos clouds. Im finna be floatin-on god."

by imperformingillegalactivities March 25, 2022