Kirby

A cute pink ball of cuteness that is a reincarnate of a god of destruction that kills eldritch horrors on Tuesdays. Kirby also sometimes seems to be related or unintentionally affiliated with most of the main problems in the game, such as causing the problems of the games or being far cousins to the eldritch horrors that he fights on a weekly basis. He has a stomach that in itself is its own dimension and people who are absorbed get their matter disintegrated and mixed with Kirby's DNA to get your power with the exception of the smash bros roster.

Guy 1: Hey, dude do you know Kirby?
Guy 2: Yeah! He's my favorite Lovecraftian horror.
Guy 1: Come again?
Guy 2: D I D I S T U T T E R ?

by ReasonableQuit75 March 3, 2021

Kirby

Kirby refers to someone who has an abnormally curvy penis.

Leah told me that Miles has a pretty bad Kirby.

by FlottyYomama May 23, 2016

Kirby

A male or female that does thot activity; A human that belongs to the streets; A eater

"She was fucking with my mans, that bitch a Kirby."

"Never love a Kirby."

by icannotloveathot69 March 25, 2022

Kirby

Is very conscientious, smart, ethical, and finds reason to all problems. When reasoning and intelligence don’t coincide with the context of the situation, he will duck your skip up and put you into fucking check. He is the nicest man in the world and loves everyone unless you’re a dum dum. Shreds the surf and life in every way. You meet a Kirby, hang on to him!

Dude, I just met a Kirby and he didn’t suck, he was the coolest dude ever, unlike those other Kirby’s that suck well. Haha

by Kirbystomp June 16, 2018

Kirby

A kirby is a sexy australian man who travels on planes trains and busses across America to meet his tinder matches. Activities of interest include pushing pale gingers against walls and kissing them, eating large quantities of roast beef sandwiches, and being cool as. Beware of kirbys, you will fall in love in 7 days or less.

Pale ginger: "Kirby just pushed me into the ocean after throwing mud at me, I think i love him"
Kirby "you're creepy so I love you too"

by kirbyssoulmate October 28, 2014

Kirby

A gay ass smash bros. Character that’s used by some people to deliberately piss people off by flying around and sucking people up as Kirby so they don’t get punched by the other players.

Ex,) If you just keep flying around as Kirby I’m going to have to select him as well. Then we’re both gonna be gay. Do you want that you son a bitch?

by LeprechaunPenis69 March 18, 2018

Kirby

Cool and PINK

Kirby is a pink cool dude

by Kayish November 6, 2017