by bangomathafuka January 18, 2012
Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.
1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan
2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan
by The fictionary June 25, 2014
A minor singe of pain that causes any emotional build up to be released in the form (s) of pshychotic breakdown, passionate rage or uncontrollable tears
(Janice bumps her head on the break room cabinet)
Employee #1: Why is Janice screaming about her boyfriend?
Employee #2: Dude, its the toe stub effect.
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Everything seems fine. You stub your toe. All hell breaks loose.
Employee #1: Why is Janice screaming about her boyfriend?
Employee #2: Dude, its the toe stub effect.
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Everything seems fine. You stub your toe. All hell breaks loose.
by Carli&Mike November 14, 2013
Despite his mother confiscating his phone and banning internet access, young Jimmy still managed to stub one out over a single page swimsuit advertisement received in the junk mail.
by MurkyArmy January 5, 2017
In a video game when your character's health is so low, simply stubbing his/her/it's toe would cause death
Player 1: "hey man meet me on the other side of the map"
Player 2: "no way bro, I have stub toe health over here"
Player 2: "no way bro, I have stub toe health over here"
by cowboys24fan January 29, 2015
the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.
by weave March 28, 2003
by Lily's Bily November 30, 2011