head poncho 

1. noun. Used to describe the leader of a pack. Similar to head hancho except a much better leader and awsomer. A rank most people only dream about.

2. The top part of poncho. like the hood part.

Since Natalie led her crew team's strokes, she earned the rank of head poncho.

head poncho by head poncho April 12, 2010

Sweater Poncho 

It’s a sweater or some other material with a hole in the middle and it's worn like a poncho.

I can't believe Bernard went home with that girl wearing the sweater poncho.

Sweater Poncho by Bernard Bangwanger November 6, 2004

White Poncho 

When at least six guys surround a girl and squirt so much cum on her that is appears as if she is wearing a white poncho; an excessive amount of cum in a cum blast.

Wow, me, Austin, and the guys really laid a white poncho on that hoodrat from behind Target.

White Poncho by Kyle A. S. May 7, 2007

stinky poncho 

The act of beating off a dog while inserting a golf tee into its stinky rectum. One then allows the beast to shit and ejaculate everywhere, whereby you roll in it and emerge a stinky poncho.

Hey Morgan, did you break up with that guy because he was totally into the stinky poncho with his dog Blake?

stinky poncho by Latin Duo August 11, 2008

Poho poncho

A colorful and wearable Arby's meat sandwich.

Example: "if you suck the juices out of a grape it resembles a miniature poho poncho"

Poho poncho by Pubic priest June 21, 2017

turkish poncho 

When a man uses a shirt to clean the cum off himself, and unknowingly wears it the next day with all of the dried cum stains.

"I wore a turkish poncho the other day without realizing it."

turkish poncho by tide pod January 23, 2018

Spicy Poncho 

The act of eating a breakfast burrito and immediately vomiting it onto your sexual partner.

Erika gave me a spicy poncho after I took her out to brunch.

Spicy Poncho by General Thunder June 6, 2021