dick mangle

When Dan Johannesen holds your dick really hard and it turns red.

“Dan gave me a proper dick mangle last night”

by The Cunt hunter 69 January 23, 2018

Mangled Ham

a not so healthy vagina, NOT nessarily meaning a sti . maybe old, maybe ugly to look at, maybe been around the block to many times. eg. Equal to a tin of ham.spam . mangled ham. lol

the mangled ham was not nice to entertain.

by Phoenix=Berry May 06, 2019

Bitch Mangle

To maneuver clumsily.

Mike flaked out so we had to bitch mangle the piano into the house ourselves.

by ceilingsbro1 December 10, 2018

mangle dangle

The process of slightly severing the penis from one too many "dick in a box" performances.

Did you hear about Justin Timberlake? He was hospitalized because of a severe mangle dangle.

by FreakStorm January 09, 2014

mangle bangle

a fat fucking cheater

"hello guys my name is mangle bangle and today im going to fuck my 10000000000000 non amy wives"

by _jtoniii July 01, 2024

mangle bangle

a fat fucking cheater who is also a commie

"hello guys my name is mangle bangle and today im gonna fuck my 100000000000000000 non-amy wives!!!!!!!! reestablish the soviet union!!!!!!!!!"

by _jtoniii July 01, 2024

star spangled and mangled

When you get really really drunk on independence day.

John got star spangled and mangled last night! He threw up everywhere.

by Chowpal November 21, 2017