A sexual act in which one takes a dump on a girl's chest, shaves their pubes onto their own shit, and proceedes to titty fuck her
For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.
by Wangcaster September 17, 2009
Awkward Woolly Mammoth
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.
Person 1: "Dude. I knocked on my ex-boyfriend's door and his girlfriend opened the door without her shirt on as he buttoned up his pants" *does the awkward woolly mammoth move*
Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.
such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.
Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.
such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.
by FranFine February 29, 2008
A elongated penis that hangs down off the man when erect like an elephants trunk perfect shape for hitting that g spot in the vagina And it goes straight down the throat
by Savy my nigga September 19, 2018
by yo mamma bitch February 4, 2010
When a man pleasures himself though masturbation.
This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.
This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.
E4 man: 'And next on channel 4 it's 'waking the baby mammoth'. Which sounds like a metaphor for something but isn't.'
Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!
Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!
by Alosie December 4, 2009
That guy's wooly mammoth toe is showing!
by kingpython February 15, 2011
The word speaks for itself. A dick which is large enough to make even the biggest camel toe ache. Usually used in combination with Beef Curtains. See Beef Curtains.
by APervert March 4, 2005