1. Another way of telling someone to kill themselves in a particularly gruesome manner
2. Rough gay oral sex, often involving remarkable amounts of pickle juice being swallowed before oral sex takes place.
2. Rough gay oral sex, often involving remarkable amounts of pickle juice being swallowed before oral sex takes place.
You better hop on guilty gear
by rustybroadsword November 1, 2023
by Indringa July 6, 2005
When a man walks across the road to his friend's house, knocks on the door and finds his friend's girlfriend stood there in the nude with nothing but a bra and a black thong, pressumably drunk. Man asks why she's naked and she suggests that she wants some hard fucking. She grabs the man's crotch and pulls him upstairs into the bedroom for some sex. Once in the bedroom, she pulls down his jeans, pants and gives him the best blowjob of his life. Man moans in pleasure and pulls her head even further in for the blowjob. Woman then finishes blowjob by swallowing the cum and then asks man to remove thong. Man does and sucks her giant tits and gives the woman a Dirty Pompeii. Woman moans in pleasure and presents her anus so the man can Do Her Doggystyle. Man proceeds to Do Her and fingers her clit while fucking her. He also jiggles her huge tits rubs her vagina. They continue to have passionate sex then when it ends they spoon for a while before man leaves. After about 9 months, man hears from friend that his wife is pregnant and seems unsuspecting about their passionate romp. Man visits hot neighbour later and she confirms it's his baby: Guilty Neighbour Sex.
Jake: George experienced Guilty Neighbour Sex last week after he saw hot Amber. His friend doesn't even know the kid's his!
Mike: What the hell!
Jake: Oh yeah! I forgot you're Amber's boyfriend!
Mike: What the hell!
Jake: Oh yeah! I forgot you're Amber's boyfriend!
by HornyPixie May 16, 2010
The guilty pleasure a man gets from rubbing his fingers along his unwashed gooch before valiantly sniffing them and nodding his head in approval.
Man 1 - "Hey man, did you just see that guy slyly rub his gooch and then sniff them valiantly, subsequently nodding like that dog of the churchill adverts?"
Man 2 - "Sure did bro. That guy must love a bit of gooch guilty pleasure."
Man 2 - "Sure did bro. That guy must love a bit of gooch guilty pleasure."
by breeski December 15, 2010
Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.
Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.
*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*
Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.
*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*
Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023
When you have been found guilty of a crime or action that involved scamming an adult with a baby or an adult with a small child....
Man, that guy really fooled our baby boy with that babalizing! What a fraud, he's guilty as hector's dolphin.
by Silencer|oo7 June 21, 2021
A redneck manchild guild from World Of Warcraft on the Area 52 server. Ruled by a 40 year old hillbilly Pzychosis who has a fetish of having sex of cows and behaving like a mental 8 year old. The Guilty Pleasure Guild does nothing but insult everyone and talk about how farm animals are sexy.
Person: Excuse me, are you the guild leader of the Guilty Pleasure Guild?
Pzychosis: Yeeh go fuk yerself motha facka tololololol.
Pzychosis: Yeeh go fuk yerself motha facka tololololol.
by Your Grandma October 25, 2012