a common diagnosis given by a trained medical professional when there is nothing wrong with his patient
patient: "Yo doc, my knee hurts like whoa"
doctor:"Hmm...looks like Iliotibial Band Friction. Have a lollipop."
doctor:"Hmm...looks like Iliotibial Band Friction. Have a lollipop."
by The Knee Doctor September 30, 2011
Get the Iliotibial Band Friction mug.1) The force applied to one's penis during masturbation or hand job. Levels of "HDF" can become increasingly uncomfortable without the use of proper lubrication.
2) The act of male masturbation
2) The act of male masturbation
by kilo2824 July 2, 2011
Get the Hand Dick Friction mug.One theory to explain the occurrence of a hole in the crotch of a mans jeans. Over time the material is eroded by the constant friction of the swinging ball bag.
Person 1: 'Dude, your nuts are hanging out of that hole in your jeans'.....
Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'
Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'
by Yippikiai June 9, 2013
Get the Ball bag friction theory mug.When a guy wants to talk to a girl but he doesn’t know what to say to her he asks her if she has ever run a friction crane. Nobody really knows what a friction crane is but it is a way to start a conversation.
Guy: Have you ever run a friction crane?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.
by Friction crane guy January 1, 2023
Get the Have you ever run a friction crane? mug.My supposedly-on-a-strict-sugar-free-diet cousin claimed dat its having taken him a longer-than-normal time to pedal to da hardware store and back was merely due to da bike's having stiff bearings and there being a strong headwind during part of da journey, but dat was obviously just a frictional statement dat he'd made up in an attempt to cover for da fact dat he had actually stopped at da candy store on his way back --- I happened to know dat da weather was dead-calm dat day, plus I had thoroughly greased and oiled said two-wheeler just a few days earlier.
by QuacksO January 1, 2022
Get the frictional statement mug.A "Friction Fighter" is a person who fights the urge to flatulate in a business conference or public place. Friction fighters can be of any sex or race as long as they perform this action.
Kid: "Mommy, why did that guy in the suit have a smile on his face?"
Mom: "Princess, that man was a friction fighter."
Mom: "Princess, that man was a friction fighter."
by iTim2012 May 28, 2010
Get the Friction Fighter mug.I have a cold, why because of friction
by scientist professor June 4, 2019
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