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Science Friction

1. To get laid when not Expecting it.
2. Using a Gyrotational hip-movement technique in response to and guided by the minute vocalizations and squirms of the female species.
"We just started talking and all of the sudden it became science friction"

"Science Friction is more of an art than an actual science." " I had a bad night last night. My Science Friction Was off like Gobachev.
Science Friction by AudioDamned November 26, 2003
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cooch friction

when a female hair barber leans over to cut your hair and her vagina rubs on your elbow
calm down with your cooch friction i just want alitlle off the top

Boner Friction 

Noun: A competition played between two straight males in which each man develops an erection and proceed to rub their boners together. A winner is crowned when one man's boner stays hard and the other's goes flacid.

Note: Regional rules apply: Different areas define a victory by losing your boner first... in other areas the still-stiff man is the victor.

Regardless of differing regional rules, "No Homo" is in effect for the duration of the competition.
Tim and Dan played Boner Friction until Tim lost his erection and Dan won.

Air Friction 

The magical and elemental force that enables people, usually video game characters, to jump a second time in mid air without actually touching anything with their feet. The build up of air friction in the persons feet causes a massive downward force when it reaches critical levels and is expelled. Also responsible for hundreds of other random and mainly unexplainable occurrences.
It's a me a Mario
Jump followed by second jump off of Air Friction...
Air Friction by Sgt. Gustav February 5, 2008

southern friction 

Term used to vaguely describe possible sexual fornication.
Did you get any southern friction last night?
southern friction by Jameson January 31, 2005

What the friction 

It means what the fuck. It originated when I was playing a game at my friend's house and he beat me mercilessly. I then proceeded to beat him with a stick, but then I held myself back and said "what the friction" because his mom was in the next room.
I fucked your sister up the ass and videotaped it.

What the friction, man? Why didn't you send it to me before.
What the friction by j0shumz June 30, 2004

crotch friction 

When you're so fucking fat your legs rub against each other creating crotch friction, possibly leading to a fire in your panties.
Jesus christ listen to that crotch friction as that fat bitch walks!
crotch friction by BA1 December 27, 2007