A site for college and now apparently high school students. All you do is put down your info and look people up. Became an obsession to millions of students. No real reason. It is in face quite creepy and stalkerish, you will find a lot of Creepdogs on it. Creates a false sense of security as to make you believe you have "friends" because all of the people you that went to your highschool are now your "friends" even the ones you've never talked too. So enjoy it you freaks just dont be freaking creepy about it. (Also girls don't go to your boyfriends school for the weekend then facebook for 2 hrs on his computer on saturday night, it pisses him off)
1)Me: You guys are gay we have a test tomorrow and your facebooking.
Dude #1: this guy i dont know asked me to be his friend.
Dude #2: he's gay.
Dude #1: yeah
Dude #1: this guy i dont know asked me to be his friend.
Dude #2: he's gay.
Dude #1: yeah
by QB 14 October 17, 2005
A new disease which covers the western world, pretty much everyone has no immunity to the facebook disease, it affects your brain quite easily, there is no preventitative medicine to the disease, the best preventitative medicine happens to be the cure, keep yourself occupied, then the facebook disease will eventually die, mild forms of the disease are not bad and will eventually peter out, however more serious cases are nastier, here are the symptoms- DVT (only in the worst cases), stiff,painful fingers, arm aches, arguments between you and your parents, "Can't be bothered to do anything" attitude, lack of exercise, possibly weight gain, there may be more symptoms but these are the ones I know at this moment in time.
random guy 1: I have put on like 2 stone in a month, my wife has left me, my fingers ache all the time, exercise is too difficult and my spots have tripled in amount and I wake up in the morning and sing "Oh, what a crappy morning", please tell me what's wrong with me.
random guy 2: You have a serious form of the facebook disease, I recommend kepping yourself occupied and not even looking at the computer
random guy 2: You have a serious form of the facebook disease, I recommend kepping yourself occupied and not even looking at the computer
by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall August 21, 2009
The good kids MySpace. Usually dominated by more cleaned up kids than MySpace. They are generally in sports and other activities in their school, get good grades, and are planning on going to some type of post secondary education. They are also more involved in their church and their community. A lot of kids on there are middle to high class. National Honor Society and Student Council is also on facebook more often.
Kids on MySpace generally are only in one sport or not in anything, but they like to do creative stuff on their own, such as write music, storys, draw, make films, make beats. The kids are more edgier and after high school they are more likely to join the military or get a job than go to college. Rarely a university like Facebook but a community or technical college to learn a trade.
Kids on MySpace generally are only in one sport or not in anything, but they like to do creative stuff on their own, such as write music, storys, draw, make films, make beats. The kids are more edgier and after high school they are more likely to join the military or get a job than go to college. Rarely a university like Facebook but a community or technical college to learn a trade.
You will never find a scene kid on Facebook...it is too preppy for them and they can't show off their anime.
by Dopeman23 February 13, 2009
by Pat Toma January 2, 2008
Facebook: a social networking website used to distract college students from doing their work. There are many addictive games that take over one's life and they cannot function without getting their daily fix. In result, everyone fails at least one class and the colleges make more money.
"Hey, Bill, did you study for the calculus test last night?"
"Nah, I was on Facebook playing Mafia Wars until 3am!"
"Nah, I was on Facebook playing Mafia Wars until 3am!"
by steeeee April 13, 2009
by Greis1984 February 27, 2009
sally: i just made a facebook!
suzie: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(
suzie: you're fired from life. get a myspace.
suzie: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(
suzie: you're fired from life. get a myspace.
by sarah_oh April 29, 2008