an affect of douchebaggery, such like coneing and planking.
when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.
when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.
Jimmy: So hal, plan on doing anything productive today??
Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.
Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!
Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.
Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!
by happyhappyfunfun July 24, 2011
Emo kids who think their totally hot shit that take themselves to seriously. This does not apply to all emo kids, just the ones that think their amazing and act like complete and total douche-bags for no apparent reason.
examples of emo douchebaggery
1) the sideways peace sign.
2) showing off drinking/smoking/drugs to seem cool.
3) being overly loud/obnoxious to draw attention to ones self.
4) constantly talking in scene/emo lingo.
5) fucking over friends.
6) using internet/txt lingo out loud.
7) thinking your totally popular and amazing when in reality your only friends are the myspace friends you've never actually met.
8) thinking your totally hxc when in reality your a fob loving poser.
9) hitting things or acting metal or tough to prove how hxc you are when your really just a pussy.
10) sending n00dz.
11) referring to yourself in 3rd person.
12) claiming to love photography when you know nothing about it.
13) claiming to be an artist when all you draw is anime.
14) saying your a writer when all you write is 1st grade level poetry about life sucking.
15) adding "the" or "ster" to your name.
1) the sideways peace sign.
2) showing off drinking/smoking/drugs to seem cool.
3) being overly loud/obnoxious to draw attention to ones self.
4) constantly talking in scene/emo lingo.
5) fucking over friends.
6) using internet/txt lingo out loud.
7) thinking your totally popular and amazing when in reality your only friends are the myspace friends you've never actually met.
8) thinking your totally hxc when in reality your a fob loving poser.
9) hitting things or acting metal or tough to prove how hxc you are when your really just a pussy.
10) sending n00dz.
11) referring to yourself in 3rd person.
12) claiming to love photography when you know nothing about it.
13) claiming to be an artist when all you draw is anime.
14) saying your a writer when all you write is 1st grade level poetry about life sucking.
15) adding "the" or "ster" to your name.
by xexilia March 20, 2009
One who demands respect from everyone yet thinks they are above showing it to others.
Prime example: Kanye West.
Prime example: Kanye West.
Jane: OMG! Did you see what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs? She was awarded "Best Female Video" and during her acceptance speech he waltzes up on stage, takes the mic from her and says that Beyonce's was better. Poor Taylor was nearly in tears!
John: Yeah, that was truly classless. Just shows why he's not the "next king of pop" like he claims but rather the King of Douchebaggery.
John: Yeah, that was truly classless. Just shows why he's not the "next king of pop" like he claims but rather the King of Douchebaggery.
by Wasabi-Woman September 14, 2009
The event in which a person "likes" their own status or comment on Facebook. This term occasionally applies to "liking" your own picture.
Person A - "What the hell, dude? Did you just like your own status?"
Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"
Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."
Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"
Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."
by PMTran May 17, 2011
by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008
The act of appearing or assuming holier than thou. Thinking you are better than anyone and anything without paying your own debts. This kind of attitude comes from out of nowhere and can be dropped at a dime it usually come from people with low self esteem problems and being raised in an abusive enviroment and most likely on government assisted programs.
The woman pulled her nitrostudious douchebaggery attitude in the food stamp office to make herself feel better.
by Dr. Crackahoe June 9, 2011
when someone surpasses the levels of jerk and asshole but does not always exhibit the behavior associated with being a douchebag.
only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.
an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.
only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.
an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.
I was fucking an Oompa Loompa?
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery
by snarfsnarfliono October 12, 2010