derp 

A comment, somewhat incoherent and illogical, that attempts to sound profound. Often a symptom of Obama Derangement Syndrome.

Politician: "Our opponent...is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect, imperfect enough, that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country. "

Sensible Viewer: "That is some considerable derp."

derp by Nebulious June 21, 2010

Derp 

Indicating retardation in both speech and thought; incomprehensible guttoral sounds intended as English predominantly spoken in the South. See also Southern Accent

Southerner: "Derp-de-DERP! Twang, twannnggg......"

Northerner: "WTF did he just say???"

Southerner: "Derp-de-DOOOO!!! Heheheh!"

Northerner: "Fuck it, I'll find I-95 on a map. Thanks anyway."

Derp by Buck_Turgidson October 6, 2010

Derp 

The action of pure randomness and retardation.

Guy 1: My entire family just died!!!!
Guy 2:..........derp!

Derp by itzadolfin!! June 4, 2011

Derp 

When you don't know what you're doing, or will do.

GF: What are you doing?
BF: *at home, doing nothing*:Derping it
Gf: Ok, well let me know when you're finished cleaning.
BF*thinking*: Dumb Bitch...She's gonna clean it.

Derp by gigamar March 5, 2012

Derp 

A Random Word thats Gone Around The Internet

DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP!

Derp by supe2313 September 25, 2009

derp 

Symbolizing a retarded face, look, etc., making fun of it.

Im the Joker, Batman! DERP!

derp by BATMAN DERP February 25, 2011

derp 

Has several meanings, but used in a situation where someone has done/said something retarded, and so "derp" is a socially acceptable to say post-retardedness.

This meaning is most commonly used (originally, atleast) in Coventry, England.

Pronounced "durrp." See "yarp" from the film "Hot Fuzz" The way Michael says "yarp" is similar in the way you say "derp."

Person 1: Omg, i thought i saw a cat, but it was a dog, but yeah. I failed alll my gcses.

Person 2: Derp. (retard face)

derp by Shaun-e-e-e September 8, 2010