boat buzzer

A young person with an unexplainable fear of motorboating. Usually stems from childhood boating accidents involving topless women.

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Complete breast immersion is the only way boat buzzers can fight the fear and embrace the tantalizing melons in their lives.

Dude, she's totally asking for it, just look at her top. Stop being such a boat buzzer and stick your face in there.

by EarlLynch October 22, 2014

peckerwood buzzer

a device installed in retail outlets that warns the employees that crackas have just entered the building and the threat of shoplifting is iminent

omg. ring the peckerwood buzzer. group of white ppl walked in

by nonutberry April 7, 2022

Peckerwood buzzer

A device in a retail store that is rung to let all employees know that a white person has entered the store

uh oh. a group of white people have walked in. ring the peckerwood buzzer

by nonutberry April 7, 2022

Missouri hillbilly buzzer

If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.

Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.

Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.

Jake: can I lather?

by Olesirmissouri January 22, 2021

fingers on your buzzers

A game show term, but also a euphemism for female self pressure.

Game show host to contests "fingers on your buzzers for your first question"

by Reefknot December 21, 2022

bean buzzer

Electronic device that stimulates the bean between the female legs.

I accidentally stumbled on my daughter’s bean buzzer. I told her pack that shit up!

by Bunger13 September 30, 2022

kiddy buzzer

Can't hang with the drinking professionals. Passes out like a little kid. Big Da Da drinks kids under the table

Don't be a kiddy buzzer pussy... Drink up or go to bed. Do you need Big Dad to tuck you in?

by Earlcando September 15, 2013