Barney is a evil dinosaur that has been sent from hell to brainwash little kids. He must be destroyed at all costs!!!
by #n00b October 14, 2018
by Admiral Justin April 3, 2003
1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.
Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.
Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.
2.Another word for Poop.
3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.
4.Another word for penis.
Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.
Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.
2.Another word for Poop.
3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.
4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!
2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.
3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.
4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.
3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.
4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
by yummy August 11, 2003
A purple raper dressed in a purple dinosaur suit playing with kids and hanging out behind their schools making a master plan to rape them.
Barney: Hey Kids!
Kids:Hey Barney!
Barney:Lets go to my house!
Kids:Okay!
Barney and Kids: *goes to house*
Barney: Lets go in my room and play!
Kids:Okay!
Barney: *pulls kids in room*
Kids: Woah, Barney why did you do that!?
Barney: *Makes evil smiling face*
Kids: AHHHHHH!!!!
Barney: *Rapes Kids*
Kids: AHHHHHH
Barney:Oh sorry kids!
Kids: It's okay! :)
Barney:Let's sing our song!
Kids:Okay!
Barney and kids:Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination and when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation Banrneys friends are big and small they come from lots of places after school they meet and play and sing with happy faces Barney shows us lots of things like how to play pretend ABC's and 123's and how to be a friend Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him Barney can be your friend too if you just make believe him!
Me: O_O wtf did I just watch
Kids:Hey Barney!
Barney:Lets go to my house!
Kids:Okay!
Barney and Kids: *goes to house*
Barney: Lets go in my room and play!
Kids:Okay!
Barney: *pulls kids in room*
Kids: Woah, Barney why did you do that!?
Barney: *Makes evil smiling face*
Kids: AHHHHHH!!!!
Barney: *Rapes Kids*
Kids: AHHHHHH
Barney:Oh sorry kids!
Kids: It's okay! :)
Barney:Let's sing our song!
Kids:Okay!
Barney and kids:Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination and when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation Banrneys friends are big and small they come from lots of places after school they meet and play and sing with happy faces Barney shows us lots of things like how to play pretend ABC's and 123's and how to be a friend Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him Barney can be your friend too if you just make believe him!
Me: O_O wtf did I just watch
by Fireball1234 February 22, 2017
An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!
A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.
A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.
1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.
2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?
3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.
2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?
3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.
by Tim August 17, 2004
by DDLittle September 12, 2007