Derived from the popular kids game telephone. This game is played by players lining up in a straight line then the first person pukes in the second persons mouth, the second to the third, and so on until it reaches the end where the last person pukes on the floor. Everyone will notice the puke looks nothing like the original puke.
by metalock989 August 17, 2011
When you take a shit and it comes out looking like a telephone. It's curved at both ends (earpice/mouthpiece) and has a long straight middle (handle).
Also, a shit so big you need to telephone your friends to tell them about it.
Also, a shit so big you need to telephone your friends to tell them about it.
Person 1: Damn! I just took telephone shit. Look at it, it looks like one of those old-fashioned telephones.
Person 2: Holy crap, you're right! Dude, get the phone.
Person 2: Holy crap, you're right! Dude, get the phone.
by c.o.e. June 1, 2007
by Francis Rivas December 12, 2006
When you're so wasted that you're leaning over the toilet yelling "Oh God" or similar between spasms.
by Speh May 27, 2004
Telephone Conference: Now here is a good one. An outstanding method to tie up several people to listen to a message on the telephone that could be relayed via an email. However it does provide a good way to entertain yourself with the participants that don’t mute their phone and talk about the speaker.
by yodotcom March 6, 2011
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by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003