cum squatter 

Someone who is craving cock at anytime and does a shitty job at his or her workplace.

Tends to be indigenous to Hilton Head Island, SC.

"Eric had to deal with one big cum squatter in Hilton Head"

cum squatter by A dawg March 16, 2005

Harry Squatter 

demeaning nickname for harry potter and the hogwarts books.

i hate harry squatter books

Harry Squatter by emmaaa July 18, 2005

cyber squatter 

someone who is constantly on the computer while squating and pleasures oneself.

mike was a tremendous cyber squatter in his day

cyber squatter by dontchawanabanggthiss October 1, 2008

box squatter 

A person who gets their mail in some other person's post office box. Usually done because they don't want to pay for their own.

the box squatter's mail moved from box to box as women demanded he pay at least a share of the box rent.

box squatter by postal goddess May 15, 2011

Turtle Squatter 

Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"

"Turtle Squatting"

someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.

Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!

Turtle Squatter by gnome dog May 30, 2011

night squatter

A person who likes to squat in the middle of the night.

Ex: I think my brother is a night squatter!

night squatter by ItIsAfroyo May 25, 2016

Urban Squatter 

A normie who still uses Urban Dictionary after they banned any "racist" definition.

That's not what that word means my man, lmao! You must be an urban Squatter. It's ok, we all need that one normie friend.

Urban Squatter by JOHN123223 February 25, 2021