A gay ass dance made by a gay ass 17 year old that plays the skin flute.
Person 1: Hey what are you doing
Person 2: The soulja boy
Person 1: Your a d-bag
by S. Trent October 19, 2007
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Rapper who has become famous for using unintelligble and incoherent lyrics, such as wah me. Now used as an insult to those who can not form words correctly.
It is so sad that Bill had his tongue removed, now he sounds like that illiterate rapper Soulja Boi.
by BelligerentF October 19, 2007
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The reason rhymesayers doesn't become mainstream.
Hey, I was listening to soulja boi and shortly after, found myself at the edge of a bridge, but Atmosphere came on and I felt better and walked home
by teh stuff April 16, 2009
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a faggot who cannot rap for shit honestly a fucking 3 year old baby could come up with the following lyrics:
chorus
Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)

verse
Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat (OH!)
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"

chorus
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )

verse
I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat (OH!)
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly

chorus(again)
Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
This is just a perfect example of why southern rap sucks!!
oh yea and if this faggot wants to know wut a real soulja boy is..then ship him off to iraq please
this faggot has no respect for woman either and yet teenage girls love him
souljaboy is not black..he is a nigger theres a difference
he also has no respect for woman
Man1:Omg have u heard that new song Crank Dat by Soulja Boy
Man2:Nah wanna play it for me?
Man1:Sure
CD Player:soulja boy off in dis ho(x infinity)
*Man 2 shoots himself in the head for having to listen to that retarded shit*

by iPopThizz March 27, 2008
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The death of hip-hop. There is no soul, no musical talent, nothing to this crap... but it is far too catchy for what it is, and therefore should be hated all the more for blocking out better music.
"Soulja Boy up in dis ho, watch me crank dat watch me roll, watch me crank dat soulja boy that superman that ho, now watch me YOUUUUU, crank that soulja boy..."

What the fuck does "now watch me you" even mean? or any of it, for that matter. Just don't listen to this crap.
by NickWKO March 25, 2008
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One who has absolutely no idea how to write a rap song, and instead writes one regarding ejaculating on a women's back, and sticking the bedsheets to her so that in the morning when she stands up, she wears the bedsheet like a cape, thus the very popular phrase "superman dat ho." If I personally had the opportunity to assassinate this hollow-minded 17-year old sonofabitch, I would take up on that immediately, although that is strictly hypothetical because I don't wanna get my ass tracked down by the Urban Dictionary guys and cuffed.
FAT BITCH: (while doing the Soulja Boy dance, which makes you look like you have down syndrome with a slight hue of autism)
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me--

ME: What the fuck are you talking about, and what are you doing. That blubber-infested jig of yours is gonna burn my eyeballs to the back of my head.

FAT BITCH: It be da supaman, foo'! I'z da hottest shit out durr ryte now, y'hurd?

ME: Well, clearly, you have your head so far up your fat pimply ass that you could wear your colon as a hat. You also need to go out and pick up "Black Sunday" by Cypress Hill, "6 Feet Deep" by the Gravediggaz and "Goin' Off" by the Biz Markie because you are musically retarded.
by Chuck Laurence November 27, 2007
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a really sad, clown looking wannabe rapper from the (he misrepresents) south. who primarily sings for kids 16 and under who (like him) are wannabes. who should not be singing at all even in his mom's own bathtub. how he dresses and sings. don't to pay close attention to his lyrics. they are utterly senseless and stupid from the very beginning. a poser at its finest. whoever writes his songs shouldn't get even a quarter for them. if he writes them himself... poor kid.. really... that's sad.
kid: crank dat soulja boy!!! (singing)

older brother: stands up slaps younger kid in the mouth.

kid: starts crying and asks why u hit me.. umma tell dad

older brother: don't let me catch you singing that gay-ass shit again, go tell dad... he'll do the same.
by artwizi March 28, 2008
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