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by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022
Smudge on the Azu means that something great is now a little bit fucked. It could be a plan, an idea, or a situation. The smudge is what fucked it up and the Azu is the original thing.
Dude that sucks Jessica cancelled on that great date you planned. She really put a Smudge on the Azu.
by sparkleberries33 May 4, 2021
The arseholes at The Washington Compost said I like mojitos. Now everyone is going to have a slightly lesser opinion of me. God damn smudge campaign, is what it is.
by ShittingWithShapiro March 25, 2019
To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.
Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.
by Jennifer Suttonsworthington May 17, 2018
When a group of people gather together around something hot to get warmed up. "Let's go get our smudging on"
by Lil Sarah February 3, 2021
Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.
by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017
Taking sweetgrass or sage to smudge your hockey stick, hockey skates and the rest of your hockey equipment before you step onto the ice, your asking for protection and also goals from the deadly spirit that is watching over you. It is also the brand name of a deadly Indigenous hockey clothing line from Alberta and Saskatchewan!
“Smudge The Blades is the only way I can snipe 3 goals per game, it helps me play hockey better”
Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”
Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”
Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”
Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”
by Smudge The Blades November 25, 2021