shelly balls

when small beach objects are embedded in your testicles after vacationing at the beach

usually discovered during showering and can be also located on the dick
pain inflicted during removal of objects

Screams were heard throughout the country as Billy attempted to rid himself of shelly balls.

by Sánchez February 21, 2005

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Shelly b.

A girl who is kind of popular and still has so many friends who care about her. Shelly is one of the hottest girls you will ever meet. she has dirty blonde hair or light brown hair with beautiful brown eyes. She definitely belongs with a noah or owen. She laughs and smiles but is actually always being hurt by the ones she loves. And when she likes a guy often they don't like her back. She is extremely suicidal and always wears sweatshirts to cover the scars on her arms. She has baggage but that doesn't stop her from being the best in bed. She also has one of the best bodies in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

poor shelly she has had it ruff but that doesnt stop her from being the best person everr!!!

Damn i love her body

#1:have you seen shelly b.?
#2: ya she's so hot but belongs with noah.

noah: yep she is mine

by nobody3782981634872 November 25, 2019

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shelli lockwood

a fine gurl who dont take no stuff. she love to crack. she got a big booty and she is very pretty.

them girls that stay in liberty city that are fine.

by them black boys at mlms!!!!!!!! March 4, 2005

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shelly marsh

shelly marsh is a south park character. diecartman is the real shelly marsh and if you disagree you have no father figure no friends and youre a trashy hoe and youre not a boss ass bitch youre a boss ass trashy hoe

my amazing mutuals: hey did you know diecartman is the real shelly marsh

stupid hater: ugh no he isnt go kay why ess

my mutuals: GRR ARF BARK JEKDKDKRKDNZL

by aino/shelly☠️☠️ July 22, 2022

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