The best true band that lives on the face of the planet. The music is real, the vocals are flawless. Widely known as an 80's band, they did actually make music long afterwards. This band is the absolute best band ever and cannot be defied. Also a spicy vegetable, usually coming in a pointed, arrow-head like shape, that can come in several colours, but generally red.
Megan: Whatcha listening to?
Moriah: Take a guess.
Megan: Hilary Duff?
Moriah: Not at my grave.
Megan: Simple Plan?
Moriah: Not quite.
Megan: Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Moriah: OGHOEPPANIOPGE YES
Megan: GO YOU.
Moriah: Take a guess.
Megan: Hilary Duff?
Moriah: Not at my grave.
Megan: Simple Plan?
Moriah: Not quite.
Megan: Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Moriah: OGHOEPPANIOPGE YES
Megan: GO YOU.
by Fell Despises May 21, 2005
~"Hey man, what are you listening to?"
~"Red Hot Chili Peppers"
~"Why?"
~"Because I have no imagination and I'm dead inside."
~"Red Hot Chili Peppers"
~"Why?"
~"Because I have no imagination and I'm dead inside."
by Dunk Willbery May 23, 2005
Having a severe case of monkey butt. Can be caused by chaffing of the butt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,or anything else that can irritate the rump.
Dude, after drinking a bottle of hot sauce, eating two cans of habaneros, and using 80 grit sandpaper to as t.p., I have a severe case of red hot monkey butt...got any Tucks?
by Jeff Nordberg August 11, 2007
Okay, someone needs to fucking tell me why everybody loves the Red Hot Chili Peppers. They are stupid, stupid, stupid. They are actually a rip-off of a great alt-band, Faith No More. Listen to their song, "Epic" and then any Peppers song you'll see that it's the same. And by the way, if you happen to see the Chili Peppers, tell them to stop doing songs about sex. it's getting old! They can make music for a porn movie if they love sex so much. Green Day, Blink 182, Incubus, Linkin Park, and of course the Peppers are horrible excuses for rock. In fact, it's not even rock--it's sellout!!!!!!!
by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005
The greatest band ever, and they have proved. The chili peppers have dropped three classic albums and kept being good through two decades. Better than any shitty bands you see today.
"a teenage bride with a baby inside gettin high on information"
"and if you want these kind of dreams its californication"
"and if you want these kind of dreams its californication"
by Melanthex March 29, 2005
the red hot chili peppers are an amazing and versital band. their current members consist of john frusciante, flea (michael balzary), anthony kiedis, and chad smith. their music is at times very funk and fun but at other times is very serious and beautiful. they have come of age gratly in the past 15 years and are worthwhile to the ears of many.
i remember when i was 11 years old and i heard my sister blasting blood sugar sex magic and i realized, "...maybe this whole backstreet boys thing is kind of gay. maybe there is other music out there with passion and meaning but can still be fun, even crazy with amazing drum, bass, and guitar solos...." i dont think i have ever felt more passionate about anything else in my life. from then on i was hooked to the red hot chili peppers. i learned everything i could about them and had my own secret crushes on every memeber while my friends were fantasizing about their n'sync gods. this made me mature in a whole different way than them. so what did i do? i got new friends but i was also finding myself. i had found something that was beautiful, pure, and natural. it was something that i had just for me. i love the red hot chili peppers so much because they gave me something that i never would have had. i soon realized that young people (even at the age of 11) are capable of so much more than they are given credit for. for example flea inspired me so much with his amazing beats that i decided to learn bass. i never thought before that i could even play music. i have come to learn every bit of information about the red hot chili peppers that i can. they helped me to branch off into different styles of music and listen to bands that i never would have heard of in a lifetime if not for them. maybe if i had discovered them when i was older they wouldnt be such a big deal to me now but im thankful that they came into my life.
by ellie ;) June 9, 2006
by BrinX77 July 7, 2010